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15 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 07 degrees, 45' 50", at a velocity of 12.13 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. It is 400981.71 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 23 Can 15' 58", and is 152056123km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 07 Sco 45' 50", and is 399091km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Greetings Earthlings from the cosmic nerdiverse! Buckle up for a gravitational slingshot around the celestial body we lovingly call our Moon. It's currently parked in the Scorpio garage and it's got some serious emotional baggage (or should I say, moonage) to unload. First off, let's get nerdy with it for a hot second. The moon is a whopping 399,284.205157090 kilometers away. That's like driving from here to the local organic grocery store and back, oh, about 5 million times. Yikes, even in a Tesla that's a lot of podcasts. Now, as we orbit around our beloved Luna, tucked away in the starry blanket of Scorpio, remember this: Scorpio doesn't mess around. It's the zodiac's intense, mysterious detective, always probing beneath the surface, always seeking the truth. So, you might feel like Sherlock Holmes on a soul-searching journey, diving deep into the emotional abyss within yourself. This lunar positioning might bring up some pretty intense feelings - the kind that make you want to write poetry, listen to Bob Dylan, or possibly invent a new form of yoga that involves levitating while eating gluten-free, vegan pizza (Patent pending). While you're out there exploring the inner cosmos of your emotions, don't forget to keep your sense of humor. Remember, the universe has a funny way of making things work out. Like how Pluto got demoted from being a planet, but then got a cool gig hosting the intergalactic dwarf planet convention. In conclusion, let this lunar journey in Scorpio be a roller coaster ride through the dark side of your emotional moon. It could be bumpy, it could be intense, but hey, it's all part of the cosmic fun. And remember, if life gives you lemons under a Scorpio moon, make some organic, fair-trade, non-GMO, solar-powered lemonade. Until next time, keep looking up and stay groovy!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 19 Leo 05' 27", moving at 1.26 degrees per day, and is 144328204km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Mercury In Leo, Or How To Roar Like A Space Lion
Alright, celestial stargazers, fasten your cosmic seatbelts because Mercury is lounging in Leo's den, and it's 144447404.584209234km away. Yes, that's right, we've got a space party happening right now! So what does this mean for you? Well, gather around the cosmic campfire, because we're about to get chatty.
Leo, being the fiery, attention-loving sign that it is, has invited Mercury over for a little chat, and when these two get together, let's just say things can get a bit... verbose. Ever had something on your mind but felt too shy to spill it? Well, not anymore! Mercury in Leo gives you the courage of a lion with a megaphone. Just remember, folks, while it's fun to be a chatty Cathy, try not to turn into a blabbering Bob. Mercury is speedy and Leo is expressive, so words can come flying out faster than light-speed, leaving a trail of cosmic confusion behind.
But hey, it's not all verbal vomit! Mercury in Leo isn't just about talking, it's about performing, darling! Think of yourself as a majestic space lion, mane blowing in the cosmic wind, strutting your stuff across the universe. Got a presentation, a speech, or a stand-up comedy act you've been putting off? Well, now is the time to seize the mic! With the confidence of a Lion and the wit of Mercury, you're set to wow the crowd.
And let's not forget, this is prime time for those creative juices to start flowing. Starving artists, rejoice! With Leo's passion and enthusiasm, you might find yourself suddenly inspired to paint a masterpiece, write a symphony, or finally take those salsa classes. So go ahead, pick up those paintbrushes, dust off your cameras, and let's create a cosmic spectacle!
So, folks, while Mercury hangs out in Leo's den, get ready to speak your mind, dazzle the world, and unleash that inner artist. After all, it's not every day the universe gives us an excuse to roar like a space lion!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 04 Leo 24' 16", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 252495109km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, stargazers, we've got a celestial doozy on our hands! Venus, the cosmic goddess of love, has sashayed her way into Leo's fiery territory. Now, Venus is a mere 252,511,715.210661650km away (but hey, who's counting?), and she's in full prograde motion. That's right - Venus is moving forward, and so should you! When Venus slips into her sequined Leo jumpsuit, it's like the universe is throwing the disco party of the decade. It's time to dust off your platform shoes and grab the karaoke mic, because Leo's energy is lighting up love like a supernova. Expect dates that are less 'Netflix and chill' and more 'Netflix and spontaneous salsa dancing in the living room'. Declarations of love will be louder than a rocket launch, and jealousy might flare up like solar flares. Hold onto your telescopes, folks, because this isn't a transit for the faint-hearted. With Venus in Leo, we don't just want to be liked. Oh no, we want to be adored. We want to be admired like the Hubble Telescope admires the cosmos. This is a time when safe play is about as appealing as a black hole. So, if you're not ready to take some cosmic risks, you might find yourself floating in the space-time continuum of love alone. But, just a word of caution from your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Venus in Leo can be as volatile as a comet hurtling towards Earth. Leo knows how to put the 'drama' in 'astronomical'. If we feel like the spotlight has been stolen by a rogue asteroid, we might react with the fury of a thousand suns. Just remember, there's no room for 'I' in 'constellation', and focusing solely on ourselves could leave us orbiting alone in a galaxy of one. Money, when Venus is in Leo, isn't just a currency - it's a means for cosmic indulgence. It's about making yourself feel like a million bucks - or, to put it in astronomical terms, like a shiny new space rover. Leo, the extravagant celestial lion, has a soft spot for all things glitzy and glamorous. So go ahead, splurge a little. But remember, the universe rewards generosity. Showering others with thoughtful gifts might make you happier than a Martian finding water on Mars. So, stargazers, get ready for a celestial rollercoaster ride.Mars is in Taurus
Mars is prograde at 26 Tau 05' 53", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 250818975km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Strap on your seatbelts, folks! Our celestial buddy Mars, that feisty little red planet, has decided to park its cosmic behind in Taurus - the celestial equivalent of a stubborn bull lounging in a china shop. Now, this might seem like a shaky situation - imagine trying to kickstart a DeLorean with a flat battery while a bull watches you with a smirk. Mars, often seen as the intergalactic hothead, is settling down for a bit in the steady and slow-paced world of Taurus. It might feel like trying to start the flux capacitor with a 9-volt battery, but don't panic just yet! Sure, it may take a bit longer to get things rolling, but once they're in motion, Taurus' relentless determination will carry us through. And ah! The anger! Mars is like the Doc when he first saw the Libyan van - all fired up! But the bull is as calm as Marty when he realizes he's got a second chance with his parents. So, while you might be tempted to avoid confrontation, remember: resentment is the equivalent of nuclear fuel. It doesn't just disappear because you've ignored it. It builds up until BOOM - you've got a mushroom cloud of emotional fallout. But let's not forget about the moolah! Mars in Taurus is like asking Biff for the sports almanac back - it's all about the Benjamins. We are going to be focusing on our finances, and material comfort becomes a priority. Think of it as the perfect opportunity to fight (Mars) for what we value (Taurus), and chase our financial goals with the tenacity of a time-travelling teenager. But wait! There's more! Mars in Taurus isn't just about work and money. It's also about slowing down and enjoying life - like Marty finally getting to enjoy that ride on his hoverboard. So once in a while, kick off your self-lacing shoes, embrace your inner Taurus, and indulge in the earthly pleasures. After all, what's the point of time travelling if you can't stop to enjoy the fruits of your labor?Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 11 Gem 12' 27", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 858590922km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Jupiter's Gemini Jamboree
Alright you cosmic curiosities, time to buckle up! Jupiter, that gassy giant, has sidled its way into Gemini's territory and boy, is it causing a stir! You ever tried juggling jello? That's the brain gymnastics we're dealing with here. Gemini, our chatty cosmic twin, meets Jupiter, the planet of deep thinking and expansion. It's like having an existential crisis at a stand-up comedy gig; confusing, but there's popcorn so we're not complaining.
With Jupiter in Gemini, it's like your mind's been given an all-access pass to the Cosmic Netflix. Genres? Pfft, who needs 'em when you've got every idea, every concept, every thought at your fingertips? This isn't just some two-way street; we're talking multi-dimensional roundabouts here. You're not just at a crossroads; you're at the world's most complicated spaghetti junction with no traffic lights. Good luck!
Now, Gemini's known for being the life of the cosmic party, always ready with a joke or a witty comeback. So, with Jupiter joining the fun, conversations are about to get a whole lot more... interesting. We’re talking quantum physics debates at the dinner table and philosophical musings over morning coffee. But hey, you might just solve the mysteries of the universe between your cereal and toast, so who's really winning?
But be warned, star gazers, this transit is going to keep you busier than a retro gamer at a vintage arcade. You'll be reading, learning, absorbing, and chatting about everything from alien existence to why pizza tastes better cold (don't fight me on this). You’ll have so many brilliant ideas, you might need to hire a personal assistant just to keep up!
So, what's the takeaway from Jupiter’s cosmic vacation in Gemini? Be ready to open your mind wider than a black hole, my friends. Flexibility isn't just for yoga, it's for thoughts too. Don't cling to certainty like a security blanket, let yourself float in the cosmic tide of possibilities. Just remember, amidst the torrent of ideas and options, don’t forget to come up for air…and maybe a slice of that cold pizza. Peace out!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 13' 49", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1357712030km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ahoy, stargazers! Hitch your wagon to the cosmos because Saturn has booked a one-way ticket to Pisces, and it's promising to be more exciting than a round of Dungeons & Dragons with a group of quantum physicists! Saturn in Pisces is like having a strict but well-meaning school headmaster take up residence in your subconscious. He might step on a few Lego dreams in the process, but hey, he's here to help you construct a Hogwarts-worthy castle, not a shaky treehouse of half-baked ideas. You know that daydream you've been nursing about opening a vegan fast food joint or penning a graphic novel about superhero tardigrades? Well, now is the perfect time to start turning those fantasy quests into reality raids. Whip out your quills and start drafting plans, budgets, and potential Kickstarter campaigns. Saturn and Pisces are going to play the ultimate game of cosmic Tetris to help align your dreams with reality. Just don't expect this celestial event to be all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn has the subtlety of a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. It's going to poke and prod at our deepest daydreams, and that might feel about as comfortable as a surprise Vulcan nerve pinch. But remember, this planet-sized Dr. Phil isn't here to disrupt your dreams; he's here to declutter your mind of distractions. So, roll out the welcome mat, offer him a cup of herbal tea, and listen to his wisdom. You might just find it as useful as a sonic screwdriver in a precarious situation. Since Pisces moonlights as the celestial Sandman, delivering dreams and tranquility, you might experience a bit of cosmic insomnia during this transit. Don't panic! This is not an alien invasion. Instead, consider it a call to arms to cultivate your inner Zen. Embrace meditation, a stroll among the Ents in the forest, deep breathing exercises, or even some extra shuteye (with a dream journal on standby). So, buckle up, my interstellar adventurers! Saturn in Pisces is your ticket to boldly go where you haven't dared to venture before. Just remember to keep your phasers set to 'fun' and enjoy this cosmic journey!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 18' 44", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3009504258km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Galactic Alert: Uranus in Taurus
Attention stardust inhabitants of Earth! Brace yourselves, as Uranus, the cosmic rebel, has entered the sign of Taurus, the celestial bull. Now, I can hear some of you saying, "But I like my comfort zone! Can't we just keep things as they are?" Well, my dear earthlings, that's like asking a black hole not to swallow everything in its path. Not gonna happen!
Uranus, our galactic wild card, is all about shaking up the status quo - it's like the universe's way of saying, "Out with the old, in with the new!" And Taurus, well, this sign loves its stability like a Klingon loves a good battle. It's going to be a bit like trying to convince Spock to crack a joke – challenging, but not impossible.
Being the Wall Street of the zodiac, Taurus has the Midas touch when it comes to finances. So, with Uranus's seven-year tour in Taurus, expect some unexpected twists and turns in your financial galaxy. We might see Bitcoin becoming Bitcorn or banks transforming into digital clouds. Who knows, we might even invent a completely new form of currency - Star Trek credits, anyone?
On a personal level, this cosmic event is all about breaking free from the tractor beam of materialism. Debt? Taxes? Mortgages? They're like those pesky Romulans always causing trouble. But guess what, with Uranus in Taurus, it's time to go warp speed and change our relationships with these financial foes.
Resistance is futile, my friends. Uranus is here to set us free, like a cosmic Captain Kirk. And remember, even though change might feel like being teleported into the unknown, it can actually lead us to a place of even greater stability. So buckle up, star trekkers, and let's boldly go where no man has gone before!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 53' 14", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4410266712km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Groovy Galactic Get-Together
Ladies, gents, and celestial beings, let's talk about Neptune, the blue beauty of our solar system, chilling out in Pisces. Now, Neptune is currently throwing a retro party, all the way back at a whopping 4,410,327,634 kilometers away from us. (I know, I know, even your Uber driver would balk at that fare!) But here's the thing, this planetary placement isn't about physical distance—it's all about emotional proximity. Imagine Neptune and Pisces as two cool cats at a cosmic rave, grooving together to the vibrations of the universe. Pisces, with its emo-band lead singer vibes, and Neptune, the hippie-dippie unifier of all, are creating a psychedelic light show in the sky. It's like watching a lava lamp: hypnotic, illuminating, and giving you that peaceful, easy feeling. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to embrace your inner John Lennon and imagine all the people living life in peace. You see, when Neptune's in Pisces, petty squabbles and small-mindedness go out the window faster than a politician's promise after an election. This celestial soiree wants us to tap into our emotional intelligence, find our unique gifts, and bring them to the world's potluck. Maybe you're good at cross-stitching motivational quotes, or perhaps you have a knack for making vegan brownies that don't taste like cardboard. Whatever it is, now's the time to share it! Consider diving into that spiritual course you've been eyeballing or setting up an altar next to your Star Wars memorabilia. (I mean, "The Force" is a kind of spirituality, right?) The point is to explore, grow, and connect with the sacred – however you define it. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is a call to unity. It's like a cosmic Beatles concert, reminding us that we all live in a yellow submarine, and love is all we need. So, tune in, turn on, and drop any preconceptions. Let's come together, right now, under Neptune's retrograde. Peace out!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 01 Aqu 03' 29", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093777177km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright, folks! Grab your telescopes, your favorite space-themed snacks (I'm looking at you, astronaut ice cream), and your most comfortable pair of star-gazing socks. We're in for a cosmic ride because Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet, is currently hanging out in the sign of Aquarius. Now, before you start panicking, remember that Pluto isn't about making tiny changes like swapping your morning coffee for tea. Oh no, this little space rock likes to roll up its sleeves and get down to some serious soul tinkering. If Pluto was a computer programmer, it'd be the kind that doesn't just fix a bug; it rewrites the entire code. On the flip side, we have Aquarius - the astrological equivalent of that one eccentric friend who insists on fixing things that aren't even broken. This air sign is all about progress and doing things differently. So when you put Pluto and Aquarius together, it's like having a cosmic renovation team working on humanity's blueprint. Expect some radical changes worldwide in sectors like science, technology, and even space travel (Hey, maybe we'll finally get that Mars holiday we've been promised!). More importantly, expect a shift towards more humanitarian views. Essentially, we're getting a cosmic nudge to stop being so 'me' focused and start looking at the bigger picture. In your personal life, this transit is going to feel a bit like a group project where you're not only expected to work well with others but also consider their needs as much as your own. I know, I know, it sounds like a challenge. But remember, Pluto doesn't do light-hearted sitcom-style transformations. It's more of a dramatic season finale kind of planet. So, will you answer the call? Or will you let the answering machine deal with it? Either way, keep your hearts open, your minds flexible, and your WiFi strong. It's going to be one heck of a cosmic journey.Current Planetary Aspects