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20 July, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3738 (S09E40, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, an M5.3 flare (R2-Moderate) 13/1242 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 297 km/s), however, no discernable CMEs were observed in subsequent coronagraph imagery. At 13/2301 UTC, Region 3738 also produced an impulsive M5.0. Development continued among the regions leader and intermediate spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 12 degrees, 41' 11", at a velocity of 13.94 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. It is 379329.26 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 28 Can 02' 08", and is 152007435km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 12 Cap 41' 11", and is 374722km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Greetings, celestial voyagers! It seems our dear friend, the Moon, has decided to bunk down in Capricorn for a bit. Yes, that's right. Our chunk of cheese in the sky is exactly 374,977.045532878km away. I know, I know, you're thinking, "Why not just round up?" Well, my friends, in the grand cosmos of things, every kilometer counts! Now, you might be wondering, "What on Earth (or rather, off Earth) does this mean for me?" Well, let me put on my star-studded spectacles and peer into the astral abyss for you. Having the Moon in Capricorn is a bit like having your overly organized, workaholic uncle come to visit. You suddenly find yourself wanting to clean up your act, dust off that old business plan you've been neglecting, and maybe even put on a tie... Or at least some clean socks. Under this cosmic influence, we all start to feel a bit more disciplined, ambitious, and practical. But remember, this is the Moon we're talking about. The same celestial body that influences the tides, werewolves, and those strange late-night cravings for pickles and ice cream. So, while the Capricorn Moon is whispering sweet nothings about responsibility and structure into your ear, it's also stirring up your emotions. This is where the fun really begins. Logic and feelings go together about as well as toothpaste and orange juice, right? Capricorn is an earth sign, so plant your feet firmly on the ground, take a deep breath, and get ready to face the music. And by music, I mean the harmonious symphony of your life that you're conducting. Just remember to keep your baton steady and your tempo consistent, or you could end up with a tuba solo when you least expect it. In the end, remember, we're all just stardust navigating this grand cosmic odyssey. So take heart, intrepid space traveler, because even when the Moon is in Capricorn, there's always room for a little cosmic capriciousness!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 24 Leo 52' 10", moving at 1.05 degrees per day, and is 132860057km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Alright star gazers, strap in and buckle up! Mercury, that speedy little messenger of the cosmos is boogying its way into Leo, and whoa Nelly, what a ride it's going to be! Now, we all know that Leo—the big cat of the zodiac—is all about that roaring, straight-from-the-lion's-mouth communication. With Mercury's quicksilver touch, you're going to find your tongue is sharper than a nerf gun at a Comic-Con convention! So don't be surprised if words start flying out of your mouth faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. Just remember not to let your phasers set to stun, because sometimes, those words can come out a bit too quick for comfort. Mercury in Leo is like being given a golden ticket to the Wonka factory of fun. Leo's the life of the cosmic party, the one with the jokes that could make even Spock crack a smile. So expect plenty of laughter, witty banter, and possibly a few Klingon limericks tossed in for good measure. Step into that spotlight, folks! It's your time to shine brighter than the Death Star before it went kaboom! You'll find yourself channeling some of that lion-like swagger, ready to strut your stuff like you're walking the runway at a Starfleet fashion show. Got a TED talk you've been putting off? Now's the time to boldly go where you've been too nervous to go before. And let's not forget about creativity. When Mercury's in Leo, it's like you've been hit with a burst of gamma radiation—minus the whole turning into the Hulk thing. Instead, you'll find your creative juices flowing like the River of Dreams in an Elton John song. So grab those paintbrushes, dust off that old camera, maybe even break out the LEGO Millennium Falcon set. It's time to create, create, create! So there you have it, folks. Mercury in Leo is your cosmic permission slip to speak up, crack jokes, strut your stuff, and let your inner artist out to play. Just remember to keep it light, keep it fun, and above all, keep it nerdy!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 10 Leo 32' 51", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 250632743km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus In Leo: Hasta la Vista, Boredom!
Alright, stargazers, put on your sunglasses because the cosmic spotlight is getting intense! Venus, our resident planet of love and beauty, has strutted its way into Leo, the zodiac’s most flamboyant sign. We're talking Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'The Terminator' level of flamboyance here, only instead of "I'll be back," we're shouting, "I'm in love!" from the rooftops.
This isn't a time for bashful expressions of affection, folks. With Venus in Leo, we don't just want to be admired, we want to be adored! I'm talking showered in rose petals, grand gestures, surprise serenades, the whole shebang. Those playing it safe might find themselves watching from the sidelines, or worse, terminated from the game of love.
But remember, with great power comes ... well, you know the rest. Leo may have the heart of a lion, but it also comes with a side of drama thicker than a sci-fi plot. Feel ignored? You might be tempted to start a passionate argument just to reclaim that spotlight. But remember, there's no "I" in "We" unless you count the imaginary ones we add when we're being self-centered.
And let's talk about money, honey. With Venus in Leo, money isn't just pieces of paper, it's the key to a life of glitz, glamour, and glitter. Budgeting? Never heard of her. We're more likely to splurge on everything from designer clothes to extravagant gifts for others. After all, what's the point of having money if you can't make yourself and your loved ones feel like a million bucks?
Venus in Leo is a technicolor lovefest that can add a dash of excitement to your relationships. It's the perfect reminder that life without a little bit of fun and drama is like a Terminator movie without Arnold... just not as good!
Mars is in Taurus
Mars will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Tau 35' 04", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 247409699km away and approaching.Mars Is In Taurus
The Red Planet Meets the Bull
Hold onto your telescopes, star gazers! The red planet Mars, known for its fiery temper and 'jump the gun' attitude, has decided to vacation in the laid-back, "stop and smell the roses" territory of Taurus. It's like inviting The Predator to a vegan potluck - it could go well...or it could be a disaster!
So, what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, imagine trying to start a new project with a sloth as your project manager - that’s Mars in Taurus for you. While everything might take a bit longer to get off the ground, when it does, it'll have the stability of Newton's laws of motion - an object in motion tends to stay in motion. Just remember, it may take some extra coffee - or rocket fuel - to get things moving.
Now, Mars is usually all about confrontation, but Taurus is more "let's talk it out over a cup of chai". So, during this cosmic shift, we might find ourselves avoiding conflict like it’s a black hole. But remember, folks, even black holes can't hide forever (just ask any astrophysicist). So, if you've got some pent-up emotions, better let them out before they explode like a supernova.
And let's talk money, because who doesn't love a good finance chat? With Mars in Taurus, our bank accounts are going to get as much attention as Elon Musk's latest SpaceX launch. This isn't just a time to fight for what we value, but it's also a time to buckle down and pursue those dollar bills with the tenacity of a space rover on Mars.
But don't worry - it's not all spreadsheets and budget balancing. Taurus knows how to party, and Mars isn’t opposed to letting its hair down. So, while we might be working hard, we'll also be playing hard - think of it as a cosmic work-life balance. After all, what's the point of conquering the universe if you can't enjoy a good intergalactic party?
So strap in, space cadets - with Mars in Taurus, it's going to be one cosmic ride!
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Gem 12' 05", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 850797599km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Hello space cadets, buckle up and adjust your antennas because our big, gassy friend Jupiter is currently parked in the constellation Gemini. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, another planet in a twin sign. Isn't the universe crowded enough?" But hear me out, this celestial meet-up is a whole new level of cosmic awesomeness! Jupiter, our favorite overgrown beach ball, is all about expanding our horizons and pushing us to think deeper than a philosopher at a coffee shop open mic night. And Gemini? Well, Gemini is the chatty Cathy of the zodiac, always curious, always asking questions like an adorable toddler on a sugar high. So, what happens when these two energies collide? It's like a cosmic brainstorming session on steroids! We're talking a mental buffet of ideas and possibilities that would make Einstein's head spin. Forget about crossroads, with Jupiter in Gemini, life's more like an interstellar spaghetti junction with bridges, shortcuts, and yes, even a few wormholes (hey there, Stargate fans!). And if you thought Gemini couldn't get any chattier – well, strap yourself in! The communication floodgates are wide open, and we're not just talking water cooler chit-chat. We're all set to exchange some mind-blowing concepts, and who knows, we might even solve world peace over a latte or two. But hold onto your hats, folks, because it's going to be BUSY. We're talking reading, absorbing, learning, discussing, debating... You're going to need to juggle like a circus performer on Red Bull just to keep up. But hey, no pressure, just the infinite wisdom of the universe at stake here. Now, I realize this might all sound a bit overwhelming, like trying to order dinner at a restaurant with a ten-page menu. But don't worry, this is a rare opportunity for some serious mind-expansion. Embrace the mental gymnastics, flex those brain muscles, and find that sweet spot between absolute certainty and endless curiosity. So, my fellow stargazers, as Jupiter cruises through Gemini, let's remember to keep our minds open, our dialogues flowing, and above all, to enjoy the ride. After all, the universe is a big place, and there's always room for more ideas.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 19 Pis 05' 04", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1347704417km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Yoda-style Saturn in Pisces
In the realm of Pisces, Saturn now dwells. Hmmmm. Closer to your dreams, this brings you, but not as easy as operating a lightsaber, it is. A time for introspection, it is. A time for looking within one's own galaxy, hmmmm. The Force strong within you is? Write that book you've been dreaming of, or maybe even start that Ewok-friendly business venture. Clear the mind, the way Yoda would. Ready your notepad like an eager Padawan. When the Jedi Master of Rules meets the last sign of the Zodiac, a partnership more powerful than the Death Star itself, they form.
But wait, my young padawan! A walk in the park, Saturn in Pisces is not. Questioned about your cherished dreams, you may be. Like a persistent droid, Saturn might intrude. Defensive and prickly like a cactus on Tatooine, you might become. But remember, no "Keep Out" sign will keep this cosmic "dad" away. Instead, open the door, you must. Like a Jedi mind trick, his advice is more helpful than it seems.
With Saturn in the dreamy Pisces, you may feel as restless as a Tauntaun in a snowstorm. Sleep, you might struggle with. Time to cultivate inner peace, it is. Meditate, walk in the forest moon of Endor, breathe deeply, rest (but keep your holocron journal handy!). Ensure your light cycle is full, you must. Even early, your bedtime might be. Allow time for your hyperactive mind to drift into hyperspace. Listen to the cosmic wisdom Saturn in Pisces whispers. And remember, always trust the Force.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 29' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2998611949km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the China Shop
Hey star children, put down your kale smoothies and listen up because Uranus is doing the cha-cha in the sign of Taurus. Now, if Taurus were a person, they'd be that friend who meticulously arranges their sock drawer by colour and freaks out if you move their coffee mug an inch to the left. They're all about stability, predictability, and good old fashioned routine. They're the tortoise in the cosmic race, steady and determined. But guess what? Uranus, the planet of sudden change and rebellion, has just crashed the party like a rogue comet with a taste for chaos!
This is like trying to mix oil and water...or better yet, a cosmic bull in a china shop. Uranus is tossing out lightning bolts of change while Taurus is nervously trying to glue the pieces back together. And what's Taurus' favourite thing in the world? Besides a well-organized sock drawer, it's money. So, buckle up buttercups, because we might see some radical shifts in the way we handle our moolah.
We're talking total overhaul of banks, new forms of currency popping up (Bitcoin, are you blushing?), and maybe even a shakeup in the stock market faster than you can say "Wall Street". Even the way we view material possessions could shift. That Louis Vuitton bag that you've been coveting might lose its lustre. Minimalism, anyone?
But hey, don't start stress-eating those organic, gluten-free cookies just yet. Yes, change can be scary, especially for our Taurus pals. But remember, Uranus isn't here to wreak havoc; it's here to liberate us from outdated patterns that are holding us back. It's here to shake us up and wake us up. We don't have a choice but to embrace the changes, ride the cosmic wave and who knows, we might just find ourselves in a much better place.
So, let's welcome Uranus in Taurus like a long-lost friend with a wacky sense of humour. After all, the Universe has a way of making things work out in the end. And hey, change is the only constant in life, right? Especially in the life of an astrologer!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 50' 48", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4398952677km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello, cosmic comrades! Today we're embarking on a far-out journey to visit our blue gaseous buddy, Neptune - currently hanging out in the mystical realm of Pisces. Now, don't fret about the distance - it's only a mere 4,399,011,125.468503952km away. Grab your favorite snack and let's prepare for this galactic road trip! Neptune, that dreamy planet of illusion and intuition, is having a bit of a disco nap as it's currently in retrograde. What does that mean, you ask? Well, it’s like Neptune decided to pull an all-nighter, studying for an astrophysics exam, then sleepwalked its way into Pisces. Now, you'd think this celestial sleepwalker would be a bit disoriented, right? Quite the contrary! It's as if Neptune put on its spiritual spectacles, shedding light on our own contradictions and petty squabbles. Suddenly, everything that seemed important is as relevant as a chocolate teapot. The value of unity and harmony shines brighter than a supernova, and the pathway to wholeness is shining like a beacon from a lighthouse in the middle of a black hole. This cosmic event is a call-to-arms (or should I say, call-to-stars?). It's time to figure out what you can contribute to our collective cosmic progress and healing. Do you have a knack for knitting tiny sweaters for kittens? Or perhaps you've mastered the art of making gluten-free, vegan scones that don't taste like cardboard? Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is your golden ticket to explore these unique offerings with a touch of emotional intelligence and a dash of spirituality. If there was ever a time to embark on that spiritual journey you’ve been contemplating, or create a sacred space at home for your collection of Himalayan salt lamps, it’s now. Neptune in Pisces is like your cosmic cheerleader, encouraging you to share your ideas and dreams with the world. Think of it as your personal astrological support system. So, strap on those jetpacks, stargazers! It's time to embrace this cosmic adventure and let the celestial currents guide you towards a better understanding of yourself and your place in the cosmos. And remember, the universe has a wicked sense of humor. So, don't forget to laugh along the way!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 56' 26", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093165091km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Cosmic Remix
Alright stargazers, it’s time to strap in because Pluto, the planet that's more misunderstood than your teenage diary entries, has decided to park its cosmic caboose in Aquarius. This is like when your eccentric uncle decides to live in your attic for a while. It might feel weird, but trust me, it’s going to get interesting.
Let's break it down. Pluto is the planet of transformation, think extreme home makeover but for your soul. Aquarius, on the other hand, is the sign of progress – it's like the Steve Jobs of the zodiac. So, when Pluto shimmies into Aquarius, we are basically hitting the cosmic upgrade button.
Here's the deal: Pluto isn’t just about changing your hair color or swapping out your squad. It’s about shedding old identities like a snake sheds its skin, except less creepy and more spiritually enlightening. The goal? To make room for the shiny new you waiting beneath the surface.
With Pluto and Aquarius joining forces, we're looking at massive leaps in science, technology, and space travel. I'm talking teleportation devices, flying cars, and maybe even a waffle maker that actually makes perfect waffles every time. The sky's the limit... literally!
But the real kicker here is the powerful shift in civil rights and humanitarianism. You know those 'love thy neighbor' vibes? They're about to go viral. Power will belong to those who work together, respect each other, and, you know, generally act like decent human beings. Revolutionary, right?
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is all about altering how we see ourselves and our place in this crazy, beautiful, messed up world. It's time to flip the script and start thinking about what's best for all of us, not just numero uno. It's a tall order, I know. But hey, if Pluto can survive being demoted from planet status, you can handle this, champ!
So, will we answer the call? Well, as they say in space... there is no try, only do. Or something like that. Happy stargazing!
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