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There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 10 degrees, 18' 30", at a velocity of 14.58 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. It is 364786.94 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 01 Leo 51' 11", and is 151959435km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 10 Pis 18' 30", and is 364896km away and receding.
Mercury
Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 28 Leo 39' 33", moving at 0.84 degrees per day, and is 123966824km away and approaching.
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 15 Leo 27' 42", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 248998386km away and approaching.
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 02 Gem 20' 52", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 244620871km away and approaching.
Hey there, star gazers! Guess what? Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has decided to take a detour and park itself in Gemini's driveway. Now, if you're a couch potato, brace yourself for some serious changes. Mars in Gemini is like a cosmic espresso shot - it'll make you so jittery with excitement for new ideas and hobbies, that you'll forget what boredom even feels like.
But hold onto your telescopes folks, because this celestial shift comes with its own set of challenges. You see, Gemini is the zodiac's equivalent of a kid in a candy store - one who wants to taste every piece of candy, only to drop it halfway and reach for another. So while Mars is vacationing in Gemini, expect your focus to be as stable as a hula hoop on a hyperactive kangaroo. There's a chance you might end up being a master of none, jack of all trades. But hey, who said variety isn't the spice of life?
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the galaxy, passion and sex. Mars, being the planet of action and drive, also moonlights as the planet of passion. And when it's in Gemini, foreplay takes an intellectual turn. That's right, folks. Your brain becomes the hottest erogenous zone. A steamy debate or a witty banter could be more of a turn-on than a candlelit dinner. Talk about mental gymnastics!
So, in a nutshell, Mars in Gemini is like a cosmic rollercoaster ride - thrilling, unpredictable, and a tad bit chaotic. But remember, it's all in good fun. After all, who doesn't love a good cosmic comedy show?
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Gem 58' 23", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 844174710km away and approaching.
Alright, space nerds, we've got Jupiter cozying up with Gemini, and let's just say, it's like inviting a philosopher to a cocktail party. Jupiter, the divine champion of deep thinking, has decided to hitch a ride on Gemini's star-studded rollercoaster of ceaseless chatter and curiosity. So, expect your brain to be firing on all cylinders, folks. You’re going to be asking, "What is this?" and "What does it mean?" simultaneously, like a toddler discovering the world for the first time.
With Gemini's multifaceted view of life, and Jupiter's penchant for expansion, your mind's eye is about to get a panoramic upgrade. Stuck at a crossroads? Fear not! Gemini is handing out options like candy at a parade. I’m talking side paths, shortcuts, bridges, even subterranean tunnels. It’s like turning a simple game of chess into an interdimensional quest of quantum proportions.
Also, brace yourselves for some serious verbal gymnastics. Gemini, the zodiac's silver-tongued devil, is turning up the dial on communication. Expect puns that would make Shakespeare blush, an irresistible urge to debate the meaning of life with your barista, and a sudden fascination with quantum physics. Who knows, you might even solve Schroedinger's cat dilemma while waiting for your latte.
While Jupiter is playing houseguest with Gemini, expect to be busier than a one-armed paper hanger. You'll have more brilliant ideas than Elon Musk at a science fair. So, dust off that multi-tasking hat because it's going to be a juggling act of epic proportions.
This rare cosmic conjunction is your golden ticket to broadening your horizons. From life-altering decisions to choosing the perfect taco topping, you'll be swimming in a sea of possibilities. So, embrace the chaos, my dear cosmic voyagers. Life is a buffet of thoughts right now, and it's time to feast!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 56' 27", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1340177609km away and approaching.
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial beings, lend me your ears - or eyes, or antennae, whatever you've got! Our ringed friend, Saturn, is doing the backstroke in the Piscean pool, and it's about as smooth as a hedgehog in a tutu.
But here's the thing. Despite the awkward, retrograde shuffle of this gas giant, Saturn in Pisces is a prime time for introspection, escalating daydreams into reality. So, if you've been dreaming about becoming the next J.K. Rowling or opening that vegan, gluten-free, zero-waste, cryptocurrency-accepting bakery, now's the time to get cracking!
But don't expect a smooth ride. Saturn in Pisces is less of a delightful amble in the park and more of a trudge up a mountain while wearing flip-flops. It's going to knock on the door of your deepest dreams, ask them hard questions, and won't be deterred by a hastily scrawled 'Do Not Disturb' sign. Just remember, this celestial auditor isn't here to rain on your parade. It's here to help you make that parade epic.
On the flip side, with all this Saturn-induced mental gymnastics, you might feel like you've chugged five espressos before bedtime. Restlessness, anxiety, and insomnia might decide to throw a party in your mind. So, do yourself a favor: practice some self-care. Meditate, take a walk in the park (mind the ducks!), breathe deeply, or even take a nap - just be ready to jot down any wild dreams that pop up.
So yes, the universe has a sense of humor, and Saturn in Pisces is the punchline. But with a bit of patience, a dash of introspection, and a hearty laugh, you'll surf these cosmic waves like a pro. Now, go out there and make your dreams come true!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 37' 16", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2989547060km away and approaching.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 48' 18", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4390262529km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 50' 46", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093455423km away and receding.
Alright folks, buckle up! Pluto, the celestial bad boy and notorious transformer, has decided to take a jaunt through Aquarius. Now, we can all agree that life as we know it is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, right? But listen, when Pluto waltzes through Aquarius, it's going to be like sticking a 'Back to the Future' flux capacitor on that tower.
You see, Pluto isn't into small talk or minor changes. No, this planet is all about the drama - think makeover montages but for your soul! It's all about shedding old skin, stepping out of that dusty cocoon, and becoming the butterfly you were always meant to be. So when I say transformation, I don't mean changing your profile picture on Insta, but rather, an existential overhaul.
Now, let's not forget Aquarius. Our friendly neighborhood water-bearer is all about progress. This sign is like that nerdy kid in high school who was always inventing stuff. Only now, they've invented a time machine, and they're taking us along for the ride!
So what can we expect from this celestial comedy duo? Worldwide changes in science and tech? Absolutely. Unexpected space travel opportunities? Probably, so pack your spacesuit and remember there's no bathroom in a rocket! But the real beauty of this cosmic dance will be the profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's like every person becomes a superhero in their own story, fighting for justice and equality. It's less 'Avengers Assemble' and more 'Humans, Unite!'
In our personal lives too, this planetary pairing is going to be like a spiritual personal trainer. It'll push us to rethink our place in the world and how we view ourselves. Sure, it's normal to look out for number one, but imagine if we swapped 'me' for 'we'. This is the change Pluto in Aquarius wants to spark in us. It's a call to revolution, folks! So are we going to sit on the sidelines or jump into the cosmic mosh pit of transformation? The choice is yours!
The Sun
The Sun
The Sun
Mercury
Venus
Mars