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There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 24 degrees, 51' 11", at a velocity of 14.49 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. It is 363503.23 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 02 Leo 48' 29", and is 151946239km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 24 Pis 51' 11", and is 365500km away and receding.Mercury
Mercury is in Leo
Mercury will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Leo 28' 32", moving at 0.79 degrees per day, and is 121799456km away and approaching.Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 16 Leo 41' 24", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 248570217km away and approaching.
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 03 Gem 02' 05", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 243914407km away and approaching.
Alright, space cadets! Buckle up because Mars, our friendly red neighbor, has decided to shimmy its way into Gemini's dance floor. Now, don't be a couch potato during this celestial boogie! With Mars in Gemini, we're more excited than aliens discovering Earth's Netflix. There's a whole universe of ideas out there waiting to be explored - faster than you can say "quantum physics."
But, be warned, my star-gazing comrades: there's a catch. While the interstellar landscape may seem as diverse as a Comic-Con, it's harder than understanding Schrodinger's cat to stay focused on one thing. We're like kids in a cosmic candy store, darting from one shiny object to the next. But hey, who said diversity wasn't fun? So, if your Plan A turns into a black hole, no worries! You've got a whole alphabet of plans waiting to be launched.
Gemini, our celestial Peter Pan, loves fun and games, but with Mars in the mix, it's not all rainbows and unicorns. We have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine, fluttering from one interest to another. It might leave us feeling as scattered as the Big Bang, but hey, that's where the universe came from, right?
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the spaceship – passion and intimacy. Mars, our red-hot Romeo, is not just about action and drive, it's also the planet of passion town. And while Mars is DJing in Gemini, your brain becomes the biggest erogenous zone. Yep, you heard it right! Your mind needs some intellectual foreplay before anything else. So, grab that telescope, look up at the night sky, and get ready for some stellar conversations and cosmic connections. Remember, a meeting of the minds can be the most powerful aphrodisiac when Mars is doing the rumba with Gemini.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Gem 09' 45", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 842466913km away and approaching.
Put on your cosmic thinking caps, earthlings, because Jupiter has rolled into Gemini's turf and the celestial DJ just cranked up the volume on the cosmic chatterbox. Yes, you heard it right! The Big Guy of the cosmos, renowned for his wisdom and expansive thinking, has sidled up to the celestial Twins, known for their quick wit and insatiable curiosity. It's like a galactic convention of intellectual superheroes, or perhaps a space-time continuum version of a nerdy comedy club!
Jupiter says "Go deep!" Gemini squeaks "Go wide!" And we're all caught in the middle, like a clueless freshman at a quantum physics and metaphysical philosophy mixer. You feel overwhelmed? Well, imagine being a hamster suddenly given an infinite maze filled with cheese! Endless possibilities and endless questions. "What is this?" "What does this mean?" "Is this gouda or cheddar?"
But fear not, my fellow stargazers! This is not a cosmic calamity, but rather a celestial celebration of our mind's diversity. The universe is handing out tickets to the multiverse, baby! Under the influence of Jupiter in Gemini, there are no simple forks in the road. You're looking at multi-dimensional interchanges, portals, wormholes, and yes, the occasional rainbow bridge (because why not?!).
And let’s not forget about the gift of gab. With Jupiter in Gemini, expect to find yourself in riveting conversations at every corner. Your local coffee shop becomes the United Nations of Ideas, your group chats will resemble a hive mind buzzing with epiphanies, and everyone will be giggling with glee. So, embrace the chatter, folks! It's not just hot air; it's the wind beneath your intellectual wings.
Prepare to be busy, though. You'll want to absorb everything, like an intellectual sponge in a sea of knowledge. Your mind will pop with ideas like popcorn in a cosmic microwave, so many that you might need an extra set of hands to juggle them all. Not to worry, I hear cloning is just around the corner!
So, get ready to flex those mental muscles because Jupiter in Gemini is like a celestial gym for the brain. Remember, it's all about balance: between depth and breadth, certainty and curiosity, gouda and cheddar. So
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 54' 04", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1338367205km away and approaching.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 39' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2987236422km away and approaching.
Well, well, well, Taurus, it seems like you've got a cosmic bull by the horns. Our good old friend Uranus (no snickering in the back, please) has decided to take up residence in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking - "But I like my stability! I don't want any changes, especially not big, sudden ones!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because that's exactly what Uranus is all about, and it's decided to crash at your place for a while.
Think of Uranus as that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced and turns your life upside down, but in a good way. Sure, things might be chaotic for a bit, but once the dust settles, you'll find he's renovated your living room, organized your kitchen, and somehow managed to install a jacuzzi in your bathroom. That's Uranus for you. A little shocking, a lot disruptive, but ultimately leaving you in a much better place than you were before.
And since you're Taurus, the financial guru of the zodiac, expect Uncle Uranus to do some serious tinkering with your cash flow. We're talking revolutionary ways of handling money, both on a personal and global scale. Don't be surprised if you wake up one day to find that your old piggy bank has been replaced with some futuristic cryptocurrency wallet. And let's not even get started on what could happen to banks, housing, and stock markets. It's going to be a wild ride!
On a more personal level, Uranus is going to encourage you to break free from your fiscal chains. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages - all these shackles that have been holding you back are about to get a Uranian overhaul. And it's not just about money. This is a time to rethink your relationship with material possessions in general. Do you really need that second toaster? Probably not.
So, get ready to roll with the punches, Taurus. Change is coming, whether you like it or not. But trust me, once you let go and let Uranus do its thing, you might just find yourself in a more stable, liberated place than ever before. Here's to seven years of cosmic chaos and transformation!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 47' 36", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4388145116km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 49' 20", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093636552km away and receding.
Alright, star gazers and quantum enthusiasts, it's time to put on your lab coats and your spiritual tie-dyed tees. Do you know why? Well, Pluto, the lord of transformation, is sauntering through Aquarius, the sign of progress. It's like if RoboCop decided to swap his heavy-duty titanium exoskeleton for a cool, futuristic spacesuit. And folks, this cosmic event is as big a game-changer as that sounds!
You see, when our buddy Pluto changes lanes, it's not about getting a new haircut or switching to almond milk lattes. No, no, no! Pluto is all about soul-level makeovers: shedding identities that don't quite fit anymore and tossing out outdated perspectives like last year's fad diets. It’s about making space in your spiritual closet for new threads of enlightenment.
Aquarius, on the other hand, is the Elon Musk of the zodiac - all about innovation, progress, and probably has plans for colonizing Mars. So, when these two forces combine, it's like a cosmic Big Bang! Expect to witness groundbreaking advancements in science, tech, and maybe even teleportation (one can only hope).
But let's take a moment and zoom out of the tech-world. This planetary duo isn't just about gadgets and gizmos. They're also rallying for social change, humanitarian efforts, and civil rights. Imagine governments and systems, traditionally as compatible as oil and water, finding common ground. It's like watching Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker bury the lightsaber and open up a father-son bakery.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to change our 'me' perspective to a 'we' perspective. It's like reprogramming your internal GPS from 'selfish route' to 'compassionate highway'. And the question is, will you heed the call or keep hitting the cosmic snooze button?
So, my celestial nerds, brace yourselves for this Pluto in Aquarius transit. It's going to be as wild and exciting as a ride on the Millennium Falcon. And always remember, the force – or rather, the universe – is with you!
The Sun
The Sun
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Mercury
Mars