There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Your Nerd-tastic, Hippie-dippie Astrology Forecast
So, fellow stargazers, get ready to have your mind blown by the cosmic shenanigans of our dear old planets. Strap your seatbelts on your telescopes, because it's gonna be a wild ride!
First things first, Mercury and Venus are both chilling in Leo, probably having a roaring good time together. #LeoParty #CosmicLions
Mars, on the other hand, is off doing its own thing in Virgo, probably tidying up after Leo's mess. I mean, someone’s gotta do it right? #MartianMaid #VirgoVibes
Meanwhile, Jupiter is living it up in Taurus, most likely enjoying the finer things in life like a celestial bon vivant. Chocolate asteroids anyone? #JovialJupiter #TaurusTreats
Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, probably contemplating the mysteries of the universe or, you know, just trying to catch some mythical space fish. #SaturnineSwimmer #PisceanPlanets
Uranus is also in Taurus, hanging with big Jup. Whether they're arguing about the best way to make a comet cocktail or just watching interstellar Netflix, we'll never know. #UranusUnplugged #NetflixAndChill
Neptune, like Saturn, is in Pisces, which makes me think there's some kind of galactic pool party happening that we weren't invited to. Rude. #NeptunianNonsense #PoolParty
And let's not forget Pluto, sitting all the way out in Capricorn. Probably wearing a little space cap and everything. I bet it's not even cold. #PlutoProblems #CapricornChill
So there you go, an astrological jamboree! Remember to always reach for the stars... unless you're on a ladder. That’s just health and safety, folks.
Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your heart in the cosmos and your feet on the ground (unless you're an astronaut, then disregard that last part). Peace out, space cadets! #AstrologyAwesomeness
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