There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
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Alright cosmic voyagers, buckle up! It's time to navigate the celestial seas of the cosmos, a.k.a. your weekly horoscope. But don't worry, I'll be your Obi-Wan in this galaxy far, far away...
First off, let's talk about Mercury and Venus hanging out in Leo, like a couple of galactic party animals. You may find yourself drawn to all things shiny, extravagant, and...hair-related? Yep, that's right, we're channeling our inner Chewbacca here, folks. Embrace your inner Wookiee, let your hair down (even if it's just metaphorical). #WookieeVibes
Mars is being a total Virgo, not unlike our beloved C-3PO. Always planning, always fussing. If you find yourself overthinking every little detail, take a breath. Remember, sometimes the Force just needs a bit of space to do its thing. Chill out, Mars. #OverthinkingIt
Meanwhile, Jupiter's making itself comfy in Taurus, the zodiac's own Jabba the Hutt. Hey, no judgment here. If you feel like indulging a bit, go for it. Just remember what happened to Jabba—don't get too carried away. #IndulgeWisely
Saturn's hanging out in Pisces, bringing out its inner Yoda. Deep, imaginative, and slightly mysterious. Tap into that wisdom, friends, but remember to keep things light. No one likes a brooding Jedi. #YodasWisdom
Uranus in Taurus? That's a double dose of earthiness that might make you feel as grounded as an Ewok in a treehouse. Enjoy this solid foundation, but don’t forget to come down and explore once in a while. #GroundedEwok
Neptune in Pisces has us all feeling a little like Luke Skywalker staring off into the twin suns of Tatooine. Dreamy, longing, and a tad emotional. Feel those feels, but don’t forget there's a whole galaxy out there waiting for you. #TatooineDreams
Finally, Pluto in Capricorn, like Darth Vader ruling with an iron fist. Discipline, structure, and a touch of ruthlessness. Harness this energy, but remember, the dark side isn
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