There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Today's Galactic Forecast
Alright, space cadets! Let's get ready to rock this cosmic rollercoaster. We have more retrogrades than a second-hand car lot, and the planets are stamping their footprints all over your astrological dance floor.
First up, Mercury in Virgo is like that smart aleck kid in class who always has the answer, but can't find their shoes in the morning. Expect witty comebacks to bubble up out of nowhere but don't be surprised if you forget where you put your phone... again. #MercuryInVirgo #AbsentMindedGenius
Venus in Leo is strutting her stuff like a peacock at a disco. Love and creativity are burning brightly, so don't be shy - wear that glittery unicorn onesie to the supermarket and let your freak flag fly! #VenusInLeo #UnicornRealness
Mars in Virgo is like a super-organized drill sergeant. Expect sudden urges to alphabetize your spice rack and color code your underwear drawer. Don't fight it; embrace the joy of a perfectly arranged sock collection. #MarsInVirgo #OCDelight
Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic Santa Claus, bearing gifts of abundance and prosperity, but remember, he's checking his list twice! Stay grounded, and remember to share the wealth. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicSanta
Saturn in Pisces is playing the mysterious stranger at the bar. You might feel a little introspective, or even moody, but that's okay. Just remember, even the Predator needed some alone time. #SaturnInPisces #LonerVibes
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a snow globe in a toddler's hands. Expect the unexpected, and remember, change is the only constant. So buckle up buttercups, it's going to be a wild ride! #UranusInTaurus #ShakeItUp
Neptune in Pisces is like being in a dream, within a dream, within an episode of Star Trek. It’s time to tap into your inner Spock and navigate the universe with intuition and logic. #NeptuneInPisces #StarTrekDreams
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