Retrograde Report for 19 August, 2023

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

Galactic Gossip: Your Nerdy, Intergalactic Astrological Update

Greetings, my celestial comrades! Brace yourselves, because the planetary playground is popping off and it's more exciting than the discovery of a new, faster-than-light propulsion system. So, grab your lab coats, adjust your spectacles, and let's talk about The Big Retrograde Rumble.

Mercury in Virgo

Alright, folks, Mercury is currently in Virgo, which is a bit like having Spock at a Star Trek convention - perfectly logical and right at home. It's time to get analytical, straighten out those spreadsheets and maybe alphabetize your spice rack. Just for fun, you know? #NerdyFun #LogicalOrder

Venus in Leo

Venus in Leo is like throwing a fabulous drag queen into the Big Brother house - expect drama, flair and some serious cat-fighting. If you've been feeling a bit down, just channel your inner Beyoncé and strut your stuff. You're flawless, darling. #DivaVibes #BeyonceInSpace

Mars in Virgo

With Mars in Virgo, we're stepping into the dojo of discipline. It's like Master Yoda leading a yoga class, so embrace your inner Jedi and cultivate calm and precision. May the force be with you... and your color-coded calendar. #YodaYoga #JediMindset

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus? Pardon my nerd-gasm, but that's like stumbling upon the One Ring in a thrift shop! Use this energy to grow, expand, and probably hoard a little. #OnePlanetToRuleThemAll #HobbitHabits

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn in Pisces is like Mr. Spock attempting interpretive dance - a fascinating mixture of structure and fluidity. It's a good time to set boundaries, even if they're as flexible as a Gumby toy. #SpockTheDancer #GumbyGoals

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus in Taurus is all about shaking up the status quo

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 27 degrees, 04' 53", at a velocity of 11.92 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. It is 402019.22 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Solar wind parameters suggested the onset of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength increased to a peak of 15 nT and the Bz component reached as far south as -11 nT. Solar wind speeds increased from ~320 at 18/0145 UTC to a peak of ~510 nT after about 18/0745 UTC. Phi angle was in a predominantly negative orientation through the period.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.