There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Report
Greetings, astrophile! It's time to tune in to the cosmic radio and catch up on the latest celestial gossip.
Mercury, the chatterbox of the solar system, is hanging out in meticulous Virgo. If you've been feeling a tad more organized or outspoken these days, you can thank - or blame - our cosmic messenger. Also, if you've been misplacing your keys or forgetting passwords, you might want to have a chat with Mercury. #MercuryInVirgo #LostKeysAgain
Venus, that sassy diva, is strutting her stuff in Leo. Expect a surge in self-love, dramatic selfies, and a sudden urge to buy sequined clothing. Leo's love for the spotlight has Venus acting like she's auditioning for "The Real Housewives of The Solar System". #VenusInLeo #DramaQueen
Mars, the action hero of the zodiac, is kicking up dust in diplomatic Libra. If you've been feeling a strange mix of assertiveness and indecisiveness, that's Mars trying to pick a fight while also trying to make everyone happy. #MarsInLibra #PassiveAggressiveMuch
Jupiter, the jolly giant, is taking a siesta in Taurus. This combo is like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and falling asleep before dessert. Expect bouts of laziness interspersed with bouts of extreme indulgence. #JupiterInTaurus #LazyButHappy
Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is chilling in dreamy Pisces. This might sound like a mismatch, but it's actually like having a strict teacher who also happens to be a yoga instructor. Expect some hard lessons wrapped in a soft, fluffy cloud of spirituality. #SaturnInPisces #ToughLoveGuru
Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is causing a ruckus in sturdy Taurus. Expect surprises in the most unexpected places, like finding out your favorite coffee shop now serves alien lattes. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected
Neptune, the dreamer, is lost in its own sign, Pisces. This is a bit like wandering into a room and forgetting why you went in there. Except the room is your mind, and you
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