There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

Hey there cosmic comrades! Buckle up, because we're about to go on a wild ride through this week's celestial shuffleboard.

First off, Mercury is chilling in Virgo, making everyone as nitpicky as a Vulcan at a Starfleet regulation conference (don't worry, it's all in the name of efficiency). So, if you find yourself alphabetizing your spice rack or color-coding your socks, just go with it. #MercuryInVirgo #OrganizedChaos

Venus in Leo is turning up the heat, making everyone feel as dramatic and attention-seeking as a Klingon opera singer. Expect sparks to fly in your love life - and not just because someone forgot to put the lid back on the Sriracha. #VenusInLeo #SpicyLoveLife

Meanwhile, Mars is lounging in Libra, bringing balance to our actions, or at least trying to. Think of it as Yoda trying to teach a hyperactive droid how to meditate. Good luck with that, Mars. #MarsInLibra #BalancingAct

Jupiter in Taurus is like having a hobbit at an all-you-can-eat buffet - we're feeling indulgent and seeking comfort in the material world. Don't be surprised if you find yourself eyeing that extra slice of pizza like it's the One Ring. #JupiterInTaurus #ComfortSeeker

Saturn in Pisces might make us feel like we're surfing on a wave of responsibilities. You know, like trying to calculate the precise angle of re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere while being chased by Cylons. Just another day in the cosmic office, right? #SaturnInPisces #ResponsibilityWave

Uranus in Taurus? Expect the unexpected. It's like mixing Pop Rocks and soda - you never know what kind of fizzy chaos you're going to get. Just remember to keep your towel handy. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces is all about dreaming big, like imagining a world where pizza grows on trees and Wi-Fi is free for everyone. So let your imagination run wild, my friends! #NeptuneInPisces #DreamOn

Finally, Pluto in Capricorn means it's time to face reality, even if

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 00 degrees, 31' 25", at a velocity of 12.3 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. It is 395453.73 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The solar wind environment reflected nominal conditions. Total field averaged between 2 nT and 5 nT, Bz was between +4 and -3 nT, and wind speeds decreased from near 430 km/s to 360 km/s by the periods end. The Phi angle was predominantly negative until near the end of period.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.