There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:
The Modern Astrologer's Horoscope
Planetary Retrograde Extravaganza!
Hey there, stargazers! It appears we've stumbled into a cosmic traffic jam. With everyone's favorite speed demon, Mercury, doing the moonwalk in Virgo, and Jupiter, lord of expansion, getting comfy in Taurus, it's like the universe is on one big cosmic coffee break.
Now, don't panic if your emails start acting like they've been abducted by aliens. That's just Mercury in Virgo having a laugh at our expense. Try to see the humor in it. Maybe it's the universe's way of telling us to slow down and smell the cosmic roses. #MercuryRetrogradeShenanigans
Meanwhile, Venus is strutting her stuff in Leo, bringing all the drama queens out to play. If you find yourself suddenly attracted to neon leggings and disco balls, blame it on Venus. She's got us all under her glittery spell. #VenusInLeoVibes
Mars in Libra is probably the reason why you've been feeling like arguing about everything from quantum physics to which Star Trek series is the best. (It's Voyager, by the way. Don't @ me.) Just remember to use your words, not your phasers. #MarsInLibraLogic
Next up, Saturn in Pisces is giving us all a crash course in 'Emotions 101'. If you've been crying at the drop of a hat or laughing hysterically at dad jokes, that's Saturn doing its thing. Just ride the wave, folks. And maybe stock up on tissues. #SaturnInPiscesSensitivity
Uranus in Taurus might be causing some slight discomfort. Like, why is everything suddenly so...boring? Well, that's Uranus, trying to shake things up. So go ahead, rearrange your furniture or dye your hair green. Anything to get the cosmic juices flowing. #UranusInTaurusTurmoil
Neptune in Pisces is turning us all into dreamers. If you've been having weird dreams about being a Jedi or discovering a new species of alien, that's Neptune whispering in your ear. Keep a dream journal. Who knows, you might come up with the next big sci
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