There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:
Welcome, my celestial voyagers! This week's cosmic chaos is brought to you by the planetary retrograde, a phenomenon so astoundingly confusing it makes quantum physics seem like a piece of cake. If you've ever wondered if the universe is having a good old chuckle at your expense, this might just be the confirmation you need.
First off, Mercury, the speedy little planet that rules communication, has decided to take a breather in Virgo. You might find yourself over-analyzing everything from your grocery list to whether or not your cat's meow sounds sarcastic. Just remember, it's okay to ask questions, but it's probably best not to interrogate your canned beans about their motives. #MercuryInVirgo #Overthinking101
Meanwhile, Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, is strutting her stuff in Leo. Expect dramatic expressions of love, grand gestures and an overwhelming desire to wear sequins… even to the grocery store. Who said a trip to the vegetable aisle couldn’t be glamorous? #VenusInLeo #GroceryStoreGlam
Now, let's talk Mars in Libra. The planet of action is in the sign of balance, which could result in some serious dithering. It’s like trying to decide which type of pizza to order while on a roller coaster. Good luck with that. #MarsInLibra #IndecisivePizzaLoversUnite
Jupiter, our jolly giant, is chilling in Taurus. Expect a sudden urge to indulge in life's comforts (like finally ordering that pizza), but remember, too much of a good thing can leave you feeling less than stellar. #JupiterInTaurus #ComfortOverload
Saturn in Pisces is up next. The planet of responsibility in the sign of the fish might have us all feeling a bit like we're trying to organise a tea party underwater. It's a tad tricky, but who doesn't love a challenge? #SaturnInPisces #UnderwaterTeaParty
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up by... not shaking things up. Expect the unexpected to be unexpectedly expected. Confused? So is Uranus. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpectedlyExpected
Neptune in Pisces is causing dreams to become a tad more surreal. If
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