There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Welcome, Star Gazers!
We're in for a cosmic roller-coaster ride, folks, so grab your lab goggles and your flower crowns because it's about to get astro-awesome!
#MercuryInVirgo
Mercury is hanging out in Virgo, much like a super smart nerd at a Sci-Fi convention. Expect to get more productive than a squirrel on caffeine, just don't forget to take a break, alright? Your brain might be on hyperdrive, but your body still needs rest.
#VenusInLeo
Venus, our little cosmic queen, is throwing a royal ball in Leo. Time to strut your stuff and shine like the star you are. But remember, even kings and queens have to take off their crowns sometimes.
#MarsInLibra
Mars is trying to find balance in Libra like a hippie on a tightrope. This might mean you'll be feeling a sudden urge to mediate any conflict, from world peace to who ate the last piece of pizza. Just remember, justice is blind, but it doesn't have to be bland.
#JupiterInTaurus
Jupiter, our big friendly giant, is chilling in Taurus. You might feel a sudden rush of practicality, like Bill Nye explaining science to seven-year-olds. Embrace it, but don't forget to dream too!
#SaturnInPisces
Saturn is currently doing a deep dive in Pisces, like Spock exploring his emotional side. Time to get introspective and philosophical, but don't get lost in thought and forget about the here and now.
#UranusInTaurus
Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up like a mad scientist in a pottery class. Expect changes and surprises, but remember, even chaos has its own pattern.
#NeptuneInPisces
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