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RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Astrology with a Twist of Humor

Because the universe doesn't always take itself seriously, why should we?


Planetary Retrograde Report

Alright folks, buckle up! We're about to take a wild ride through the celestial roller coaster.

Let's kick off this party with some Mercury in Virgo action. Picture Mercury as the ultimate nerd at the school of universe, always on time, always organized. But in Virgo? It's like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory decided to organize your sock drawer. Everything is detailed, scrutinized and analyzed. So, expect a lot of "Actually..." moments in your conversations.

Venus in Leo now, huh? Imagine Venus as the love child of Rihanna and Liberace - it's all about that drama, baby! In Leo, it's hosting its own reality TV show. So, be ready for some grand gestures, but remember, keep it classy, not trashy!

Mars in Libra is like a bodybuilder trying to do ballet - all power, no finesse. It's gonna feel awkward, but hey, who are we to judge? Embrace the awkwardness, it's the new sexy!

Jupiter in Taurus is basically Santa Claus on a diet - it wants to give you all the gifts, but also wants you to work for it. So, go ahead, make that wish list, but remember, no pain no gain!

Saturn in Pisces is like Spock at a poetry slam - it's all logical, but in a weird, dreamy way. Expect some deep life lessons hidden in riddles. It's like Yoda decided to teach your algebra class - confusing but enlightening!

Uranus in Taurus is like the Mad Hatter threw a tea party at Wall Street. Expect some sudden changes in your material world, but hey, at least it won't be boring!

Neptune in Pisces is like Bob Ross painting your dreams. It's all beautiful and mystical, but you might not have a clue what's going on. Just go with the flow and enjoy the ride!

And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like Darth Vader

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 05 degrees, 32' 42", at a velocity of 13.83 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. It is 370815.59 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed averaged around 400 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
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Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 15 Tau 00' 04"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 01 Pis 55' 22"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 48' 58"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 10' 02"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 27 Cap 57' 58"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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