There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Your Galactic Guide to the Planetary Retrograde - Hitchhiker Style!
Well, for all you earthlings out there who've been feeling a little off-kilter lately, blame it on the stars. Or specifically, Mercury in Virgo. If you've been experiencing frequent brain farts, misplacing your keys more often than usual, or just generally feeling a little foggy-headed, then congratulations! You're not losing your mind, it's just Mercury messing with you. As we all know, Mercury is the planet of communication, and right now, it's in Virgo doing its best impression of a drunk text at 3am. #MercuryInVirgo #IsItJustMe
Meanwhile, Venus, the planet of love, sitting pretty in Leo, is all about drama. She's like that friend who insists on making a grand entrance at every party, expects everyone to notice her new haircut, and won't shut up about her latest crush. If you've been feeling unusually romantic, or if your love life has been more soap opera than sweet romance, thank Venus in Leo. #VenusInLeo #DramaQueen
And then there's Mars in Libra, doing its best impression of a pacifist. Normally, Mars is all about action and aggression, but in Libra, it's more interested in peace and harmony. It's like watching Rambo try to mediate a dispute over a parking spot. It's amusing, but also a little unsettling. So, if you've been feeling unusually diplomatic, you can thank Mars. #MarsInLibra #PeaceNotWar
Jupiter in Taurus is like a millionaire in a dollar store. It's used to abundance and expansion, but in Taurus, it's all about stability and practicality. It's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, but hey, it's not impossible! So, if you've been feeling like you're balancing on a tightrope between extravagance and prudence, that's Jupiter talking. #JupiterInTaurus #BalanceIsKey
Saturn in Pisces is the cosmic equivalent of your high school gym teacher trying to teach philosophy. Saturn is all about discipline and structure, while Pisces is dreamy and spiritual. It's a strange combination, but somehow, it
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