first image
RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Your Cosmic Lowdown

So, you're interested in the planetary hoedown that's happening up in the black? Well, sit tight and buckle up, partner. We're about to take a wild ride through the verse.

Hitched up in Virgo, Mercury's busy muttering to itself like Wash playing with his dinosaurs. You might feel like your mind's going all "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" on you, but don't fret. It's just asking you to slow down, take a look around, and maybe even tidy up your spaceship's cockpit or your sock drawer. #MercuryInVirgo #SockDrawerChaos

Venus prancing through Leo like Jayne in a new hat is a sight to behold. It might have you feeling all big-hearted and shiny, or maybe just itching to show off your own cunning hat. Either way, it's a good time to let your light shine. Just remember, you can't take the sky from anyone else. #VenusInLeo #CunningHat

Mars is swanning about in Libra, and it's as confused as a Reaver at a tea party. You might feel like you're being tugged between taking action and making nice. Remember: when in doubt, aim to misbehave (but with class). #MarsInLibra #AimToMisbehave

Jupiter's lounging in Taurus like Shepherd Book on a Sunday afternoon. It's all about enjoying life's simple pleasures right now - like fresh strawberries or a good Bible story. Take it easy, and remember: the special hell is reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. #JupiterInTaurus #SpecialHell

Meanwhile, Saturn's doing its best River Tam impression in Pisces. You might feel like you're seeing the world in a whole new way - or like you're being chased by the Alliance. Either way, remember to trust your intuition. It might just save your life. #SaturnInPisces #IcanKillYouWithMyBrain

Uranus is squatting in Taurus, stubborn as a mule. Expect the unexpected, but remember: that doesn't mean you can't plan for it.

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 18 degrees, 38' 39", at a velocity of 14.83 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. It is 363556.63 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected CME influences, likely from the 22 Sep event from AR 3435. Total field increased to peaks of 32-34 nT between approximately 25/0644-1131 UTC, but has since decreased gradually to 18-19 nT. The Bz component of the IMF underwent maximum southward deflections of up to -16 nT during the early hours of the day, but then shifted northward and primarily remained so after approximately 25/0400 UTC. Solar wind speeds were relatively unimpressive however, averaging between ~420-500 Km/s. Phi was predominantly positive beginning around 25/0730 UTC.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
planet
 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 48' 10"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 01 Pis 44' 31"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 45' 09"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 05' 05"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today
planet
 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 27 Cap 56' 36"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 
new shirt designs
New Shirt Designs!
It's Not Me!
 
Get Yours Today!
new t-shirts
New Shirt Designs!
It's Not Me!
 
Get Yours Today!

Related Posts