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RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Welcome to the Cosmic Comedy Show!

My galactic groupies, let's chat about this planetary retrograde, shall we?

Firstly, Mercury is hanging out in Virgo like a meticulous librarian. It's mind-boggling! He's got his spectacles on and he's rearranging every single mental bookshelf in your cerebral library. So, don't stress if you find yourself obsessing over the smallest details. It's just Mercury helping you clean out your mental cobwebs. #MercuryInVirgo #LibrarianVibes

Venus is strutting her stuff in Leo like a diva on a red carpet. She's dressed to kill and she's compelling us to love boldly, darling. So, put on that sequin jumpsuit, whip out those dance moves, and let your love life roar! #VenusInLeo #DiscoDiva

Mars is awkwardly sipping a cocktail in Libra, trying to figure out if he should start a bar brawl or discuss the merits of impressionist art. Don't be surprised if you feel a little conflicted between pursuing peace or stirring the pot. It's all part of the cosmic conga line! #MarsInLibra #DiplomaticDilemma

Jupiter is luxuriously lounging in Taurus, feasting on the fruits of success and abundance. So, tap into that energy and treat yourself to some much-needed self-care. #JupiterInTaurus #SelfCareGuru

Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, is currently in Pisces. Expect an influx of dreams, visions, and maybe even some ghostly encounters. Embrace the mystery and don't be afraid to dive deep into your subconscious. #SaturnInPisces #PsychicHotline

Uranus in Taurus is causing a cosmic earthquake, shaking up our values and material world. Hold onto your hats, folks, it's going to be a bumpy but exciting ride! #UranusInTaurus #CosmicQuake

Neptune is also chilling in Pisces, adding an extra dose of spirituality and creativity. It's a great time to start that dream journal or take up underwater basket weaving. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamWeaver

Finally, Pluto in Capricorn is

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aries, at 03 degrees, 33' 44", at a velocity of 14.9 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. It is 366609.46 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels with solar wind speed around 350-440 km/s. Total field ranged from 4-8 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds that indicated 500 km/s were non-physical due to very low densities.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
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Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 34' 39"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 01 Pis 34' 14"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 40' 56"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 00' 11"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 27 Cap 55' 29"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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