There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
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Alright, space cadets! Grab your telescopes and tighten your bow ties. We're about to embark on a cosmic journey that even the Doctor would be stoked about! So sit down, grab a cuppa, and hold on to your fezzes because this is going to be one wild ride! #DoctorWhoNerd #AstrologyIsCool
Mars and Mercury are doing a little cosmic dance in Libra, which is like two frenemies fighting over the last jammy dodger at a tea party. It might get a bit messy, but hey, at least it's entertaining! #Frenemies #JammyDodgers
Venus, our lovely lady of love, is strutting her stuff in Leo. Expect grand gestures and a whole lot of drama! If a lion roars in the savannah and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound? Venus in Leo says, "Who cares? I'm fabulous!" #VenusInLeo #Roar
Jupiter's hanging out in Taurus, which is kind of like inviting a sumo wrestler to a vegan potluck. There might be a few raised eyebrows, but ultimately, we'll all learn something new... like how to make tofu not taste like wet cardboard. #JupiterInTaurus #VeganLife
Saturn's chilling in Pisces, and it's giving off major emo vibes. Like Saturn's just discovered My Chemical Romance and is contemplating the meaning of life while listening to 'The Black Parade' on repeat. It's okay Saturn, we've all been there. #SaturnInPisces #EmoPhase
Uranus in Taurus is like a mad scientist experimenting with earthworms. It might seem weird, but who knows? There could be some groundbreaking (pun intended) discoveries on the horizon! #UranusInTaurus #MadScientist
Neptune's also in Pisces, bringing a whole lot of dreamy energy. It's like being lost in a Van Gogh painting... or that one time you accidentally had too much of Auntie Mabel's "special" brownies. #NeptuneInPisces #Trippy
Finally, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation and change. Like turning a Dalek into a disco ball. It might seem impossible, but with enough glitter and
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