There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Welcome, star gazers and planetary peepers!
So, Mercury's doing its moonwalk in Scorpio, eh? And here I was thinking Mercury had a thing for Freddie. It looks like we're in for some intense, secretive, and slightly obsessive communication vibes. The kind that makes you turn into Sherlock Holmes on steroids. Now, don't be surprised if your wifi suddenly decides to join a cult or your phone develops the emotional capacity of a teen drama. #MercuryInScorpio #NoWifiNoCry
Venus, our lady of love and money, decided to take a detox retreat in Virgo. Expect your relationships to get a health check-up and your bank account to start doing yoga. Just remember, balance is key! So, don't go overboard and start counting the calories in a dollar bill or scheduling date nights with your spreadsheet. #VenusInVirgo #LoveAndOtherInvestments
Then there's Mars, the cosmic gym rat, squatting in Scorpio. If you find yourself obsessively rearranging your sock drawer or getting into heated debates about the best Star Trek captain (it's Picard, fight me), blame it on Mars. Your energy levels might be swinging more than Tarzan on a caffeine rush. #MarsInScorpio #CaptainPicardForever
Jupiter, the big old gas giant, is chilling in Taurus. Expect expansion in your possessions and self-worth department. But hold onto your hats, folks - this isn't a "get rich quick" scheme. You might have to work for it, like a nerd at a comic con trying to get a limited edition action figure. #JupiterInTaurus #NerdHustle
Saturn in Pisces is like a grumpy old man trying to build a sandcastle on a beach. You're going to learn some serious life lessons, but expect them to be a bit... watery. And remember, it's okay to cry. Even if it's because you missed the latest episode of Doctor Who. #SaturnInPisces #TardisTears
Uranus in Taurus promises unexpected changes in material assets. It's like waking up to find out your couch has been replaced by a bouncy castle (which, let's be
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