There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Your Cosmic Update: A Retrograde Rodeo
Alright, stargazers, time to shake off the space dust and buckle up your asteroid belts. It seems our celestial neighbors are doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse and boy, are they throwing some zingers our way.
Mercury in Scorpio
First off, Mercury's taken a detour into Scorpio, turning our communications into cryptic crosswords. Expect text messages that read like riddles wrapped in enigmas smothered in secret sauce. #CrypticMercury
Venus in Virgo
Meanwhile, Venus, our love planet, is hanging out in Virgo, ensuring we're all feeling a tad more nitpicky about our Netflix and chill sessions. Just remember to take a deep, calming breath before you critique your partner's popcorn popping technique. #VenusInVirgoVibes
Mars in Scorpio
Our buddy Mars is cosying up with Mercury in Scorpio, adding a dash of hot sauce to the mystery meat. If you feel like you're suddenly in an episode of "Sherlock Holmes meets WWE," that's why. Play nice, now. #MarsAndMercuryMadness
Jupiter in Taurus
Over in Taurus town, Jupiter is lounging about, encouraging us to indulge in our creature comforts. Yes, that includes ordering pizza for the third time this week. No judgement here. #JupiterJustifiesJunkFood
Saturn in Pisces
Saturn's decided to take a swim in Pisces' pool, bringing a heavy dose of reality to our dreamland. Expect some much-needed grounding, just remember to come up for air occasionally. #SaturnSwimsWithTheFish
Uranus in Taurus
Uranus and Jupiter are both vacationing in Taurus, which means we're all about to experience a fusion of sudden change and couch potato tendencies. Prepare to have your life revolutionized... right after this episode ends. #UranusUpendsUs
Neptune in Pisces
Neptune's joined Saturn in Pisces, making our dreams even dreamier
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