There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Your Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Good news, space cadets! The stars and planets have aligned (not literally, of course, because that would be a celestial catastrophe and we're all about good vibes here) to bring you some astrological insights that even a Dalek would find fascinating. #DoctorWho #AstroNerdAlert
First on the cosmic catwalk, we've got Mercury strutting its stuff in Scorpio. Now, if Mercury were a Dalek, it'd be shouting "COMMUNICATE! COMMUNICATE!" With Mercury in this intense and passionate sign, it's time to articulate your deepest desires – but remember, folks, don't exterminate anyone with harsh words! #MercuryInScorpio #DalekDiplomacy
Venus is doing a little two-step in Virgo right now. It's all about "APPRECIATE! APPRECIATE!" It's an excellent time to tune into the small things that bring joy. And if you find yourself obsessing over the details like a Dalek scanning for the Doctor, don't sweat it, that's just Venus in Virgo doing her thing. #VenusInVirgo #DalekDetails
Next up, Mars is joining Mercury in Scorpio. If Mars were a Dalek, it'd be shouting "ACTION! ACTION!" It's time to tap into that inner warrior and channel your energy into something meaningful. But remember, no extermination, okay? We're not really Daleks, after all. #MarsInScorpio #DalekDrive
Jupiter is chilling out in Taurus, so it's all about "EXPAND! EXPAND!" Just like a Dalek, Jupiter in Taurus wants to conquer the world... but in a good way! Think big, dream big, and munch on some comfort food while you're at it. #JupiterInTaurus #DalekDreams
Now, Saturn in Pisces is bringing the vibe of "DISCIPLINE! DISCIPLINE!" It's about finding structure in chaos, much like a Dalek attempting ballet (now there's an image!). Take a deep breath, channel your inner Dalek and bring order to your universe. #Sat
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