There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
🌌 Universal Chronicles: The Planetary Retrograde Edition 🚀
Well, stargazers, we're deep into the cosmic soup and things are getting spicy! Mercury, Mars, AND Pluto are all shacked up in Scorpio like a trio of moody teenagers. It's like a cosmic episode of "My So-Called Life." #ScorpioShenanigans
Venus, that old romantic, has checked into Virgo for a spa retreat. She's probably giving herself a facial and organizing her sock drawer. It doesn't get any more Virgo than that, folks. #VenusInVirgo #SockDrawerGoals
Jupiter, oh Jupiter, is belly up in Taurus. If you hear distant rumblings, it's probably him snoring. Or farting. Or both. There's no shame in Jupiter's game. #JupiterJoviality
And then there's Saturn, hanging out in dreamy Pisces. I'm pretty sure he's writing poetry and pondering the meaning of life. Or maybe he's just watching reruns of "The X-Files." #SaturnInPisces #MulderAndSaturn
Uranus and Neptune are both chilling in Taurus and Pisces respectively. I swear, Uranus is stuffing his face with pastries and Neptune is probably off in lala land, daydreaming about unicorns and rainbows. #UranusUnleashed #NeptuneNonsense
Lastly, Pluto. Yes, Pluto, we still consider you a planet here. He's brooding in Capricorn like a grumpy old man. Don't worry, Pluto, your secret's safe with us. #PlutoStillAPlanet
So there you have it, folks. The planets are spinning, the stars are twinkling, and we're all just along for the ride. Keep your seatbelts fastened and your sense of humor at the ready. #CosmicComedy
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