There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Space, The Final Frontier
Brace yourselves, Starfleet cadets. Our cosmic neighborhood is in for a wild ride! #PlanetaryChaos
Mercury has slipped into Scorpio's dark waters. Expect heated debates about the final season of Game of Thrones to erupt at your local Comic-Con. This is not a drill! Phasers set to stun, folks! #MercuryInScorpio
Venus, our lovely lady of love and luxury, currently resides in Libra. Might I suggest you replicate some roses for your significant other? Or perhaps a chess set? After all, love is a game for two. #VenusInLibra
Ahem! Mars has also joined Mercury in Scorpio. Ever felt like drop-kicking a Klingon? Now might be the time. Though, for the sake of intergalactic peace, perhaps stick to wrestling with your inner demons instead. #MarsInScorpio
Jupiter in Taurus? Time to expand your horizons... and your collection of limited edition Star Trek memorabilia. But remember, prosperity isn't just about having the most Tribbles. #JupiterInTaurus
And Saturn, that old taskmaster, is swimming with the Pisces. You may find yourself questioning the logic of Vulcan philosophy. Embrace the confusion! There's no better time to binge-watch reruns of The Big Bang Theory. #SaturnInPisces
Uranus is keeping Jupiter company in Taurus. Let's just hope they don't start arguing about who had the better Starship design. It could lead to an interstellar incident! #UranusInTaurus
Meanwhile, Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces. Dreams may seem a bit more... technicolor. Don't worry, that's normal. Just remember, there's no place like home. And by home, I mean the USS Enterprise. #NeptuneInPisces
Finally, Pluto is chilling in Capricorn. If you've been feeling a bit like a red shirt lately, now's the time to step up and take command. Just watch out for any suspicious looking Gorns.
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