There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Today's Universal Horoscope!
Good day, star gazers and celestial aficionados! It's your favourite time-travelling astrologer here, armed with a sonic screwdriver in one hand and a telescope in the other. Let's dive into the cosmic soup of stars and planets!
First up, we've got Mercury chilling in Sagittarius like a college student on a gap year. Expect communications to be as straight as a boomerang in a tornado. If you get a cryptic text, it's probably not from an alien species... or is it? #MercuryMadness
Venus is currently lounging in Libra, the cosmic equivalent of sipping a pumpkin spice latte while debating the merits of Renaissance art. This isn't just love, it's intellectual love. So, expect relationships to feel like a chess match...with heart-shaped pieces. #VenusVibes
Mars in Scorpio has more mystery than a Sherlock Holmes novel wrapped inside a quantum enigma. Ambitions will feel like they're on stealth mode. Keep your eyes peeled for invisible opportunities or gung-ho squirrels - both are equally likely. #MarsMysteries
Jupiter in Taurus is as relaxed as a hibernating bear dreaming about quantum physics. Expect luck to come at you like a slow-moving, but determined sloth. There might be a temptation to indulge, whether it's in food or calculating the mass of the universe. #JupiterJollies
Saturn in Pisces is like being at a reality-check rave. It's a blend of responsibility meets fantasy, like doing your taxes on a unicorn. Remember, just because you can't see the ground doesn't mean you can fly - unless you've invented anti-gravity boots. #SaturnSurprises
Uranus in Taurus might shake up your world like a supernova shakes up a galaxy. Expect the unexpected, whether that's a sudden interest in molecular gastronomy or the urge to knit a scarf for your pet rock. #UranusUncertainties
Neptune in Pisces is like a dream within a dream within a...wait, where was I? Oh yes, confusion might reign, but it's also a great time for creativity. So
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