There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Welcome to today's Cosmic Chronicles, intergalactic wanderers!

Alright, folks! Pull up a bean bag, adjust your thick-rimmed glasses, and let's talk about what's happening in our celestial neighborhood. Remember, I'm not your average astrologer, so keep your seatbelts fastened, lab goggles on, and peace signs ready. Let's do this!

Mercury in Sagittarius

First off, Mercury is in Sagittarius, so if you've been feeling like you can't find your keys or your words keep coming out in Klingon, you're not alone! The planet of communication is just having a field day messing with us. #MercurialMadness

Venus in Libra

Meanwhile, Venus is lounging in Libra, spreading love and harmony like it's the Summer of Love all over again. If you suddenly feel the urge to hold hands and sing "Kumbaya," don't fight it, dude. Just go with the flow. #LoveInTheAir

Mars in Sagittarius

And Mars... Oh, Mars! Our fiery red neighbor is also hanging out in Sagittarius. It's like a cosmic frat party up there! Expect a sudden surge of energy and enthusiasm. You might even feel like doing some late-night star gazing or, you know, inventing a new language. #MarsParty

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter's chillin' in Taurus, which means luck and abundance are on their way. So, if you randomly find a four-leaf clover or a $20 bill, you know who to thank. That's right, the biggest planet in our solar system. Thanks, dude! #JupiterBlessings

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn's been spotted in Pisces, bringing order to our dreams and emotions. If you've been feeling like your life is more organized than a perfectly sorted Star Trek DVD collection, Saturn's got your back. #SaturnRules

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up with some unexpected changes. So, if you wake up one day to discover

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 19 degrees, 22' 57", at a velocity of 13.75 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. It is 377545.08 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Solar wind parameters indicated the likely influence of a CME that left the Sun early on 22 Nov. At 25/0754 UTC, a small shock was observed in the already enhanced solar wind. Total field increased from 7 nT to 15 nT with a simultaneous increase in solar wind from 480 km/s to 550 km/s. Many periods of Bz south were observed afterward, with the further rotation reaching as far a -15 nT. Solar wind speeds reached a peak around 600 km/s by the periods end.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.