Retrograde Report for 27 November, 2023

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

First up, we have Mercury doing its best impression of a rebellious teenager in Sagittarius. You know, like Luke Skywalker when he first met Obi-Wan? "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" Yeah, expect some communication breakdowns of that caliber. #MercurialMoods #ToscheStationTroubles

As for Venus in Libra, think of it like the Millennium Falcon - sleek, charming, and able to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. People are going to be drawn to your charisma faster than you can say "hyperspace". So make sure to keep your tractor beam of love recharged! #VenusVibes #CharmingChewbacca

Mars in Sagittarius is about as subtle as a Wookiee at a tea party. It's all about taking action, passion, and occasionally ripping the arms off of things (metaphorically, of course). Be bold, but don't let your energy turn into aggression. Remember, Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack! #MarsMotivation #WookieeWisdom

Jupiter in Taurus feels like Yoda trying to lift the X-wing out of the Dagobah swamp. You're gonna need patience, grasshoppers. Good fortune comes to those who wait... or is it good things come to those who meditate in a swamp? Either way, patience is key! #JupiterJourney #YodaYodels

Saturn in Pisces is like the feeling you get when you realize the Death Star is fully operational. It's heavy, man. But remember, even when things seem overwhelming, there's always a weak point you can exploit. #SaturnStrength #DeathStarDrama

Uranus in Taurus might sound like a stodgy old Jedi Master, but it's actually about embracing change in your life. Even if that change involves becoming one with the Force. Or getting a new haircut. Same thing, right? #UranusUnleashed #ForceFresh

Neptune in Pisces is like being trapped in a trash compactor with a dianoga. It's murky, confusing, and you're not quite sure

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 03 degrees, 01' 17", at a velocity of 13.52 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. It is 382301.71 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Solar wind parameters suggested waning influence from a positive polarity CH HSS. Total field decreased from 7 nT to near 5 nT. Bz briefly reached as far south as -6 nT. Solar wind speed steadily decreased from the ~550 km/s to just under 500 km/s by the periods end. Phi angle was predominantly in a positive orientation.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.