There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Your Galactic Guidance with a Dash of Cosmic Comedy
Hey there, star gazers and planetary peepers! Things are getting hot and heavy in the cosmos this week, with Mercury and Venus both strutting their stuff in Leo. It's like the cosmic version of the high school popular kids holding court. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for some serious interstellar drama! #MercuryInLeo #VenusInLeo
Meanwhile, Mars and Jupiter are hanging out in the intellectual neighborhood of Gemini. Yup, the god of war and the king of gods are having a nerdy slumber party. Expect spontaneous debates on quantum physics and heated discussions about which Star Trek series is the best. #MarsInGemini #JupiterInGemini
Over in the mystical realm of Pisces, Saturn and Neptune are having a deep dive. It's like The Shape of Water meets Inception. Things could get really weird, really fast so don't be surprised if you start speaking in haikus or suddenly understand the meaning of life. #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces
Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is currently chilling in Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of a hippie at a Wall Street conference. Expect some major disruptions to your Netflix binging schedules. Uranus in Taurus doesn’t do boring! #UranusInTaurus
And finally, we have Pluto in Aquarius. Think of it like the Predator camouflaging in the jungle. Though invisible, its presence is felt by all. So, if you've been feeling that uncanny sense of being watched, it might not be your neighbor's cat after all! #PlutoInAquarius
So buckle up, stargazers! It's going to be a wild ride in the cosmos. Remember, wherever you go, there you are - in the Universe.
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