By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 23 July 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 23 July, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 July, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Hey there, celestial voyagers! Ready for another cosmic joyride? Buckle up, 'cause this ain't your grandma's horoscope. It's Snake Plissken here, with a planetary update as chaotic as the plot of Escape from New York.

First things first, Mercury and Venus are cozying up in Leo like two cats on a hot tin roof. This could mean you're feeling bold, flamboyant, maybe even a little diva-ish. Or perhaps you've suddenly developed an unhealthy obsession with gold lame jumpsuits. Don't worry, we've all been there. #LeoVibes #GoldLameIsALifestyle

Meanwhile, Mars and Jupiter are having a Gemini party. This might feel like your thoughts are racing faster than a DeLorean hitting 88 miles per hour. It's a great time to start that novel you've been thinking about. Just remember, no one wants to read 500 pages about your cat's existential crisis (unless it involves time travel). #GeminiParty #DeLoreanDiaries

Saturn's chilling out in Pisces, which might make you feel like you're swimming against the current. Or maybe you're just really into fish tacos right now. Either way, embrace the flow. #SaturnSwim #FishTacosForever

Uranus is doing its thang in Taurus, so don't be surprised if you find yourself drawn to earthy pursuits. Like pottery. Or arguing about whether 'organic' is just a fancy word for 'expensive'. #TaurusTalks #OrganicOrOverpriced

Neptune's also hanging out in Pisces, creating a dreamy, artistic vibe. It's a great time to take up interpretive dance. Or maybe you'll just have really weird dreams about being chased by a giant lobster. Either way, it's all good. #PiscesDreams #DancingWithLobsters

Finally, Pluto's kicking it in Aquarius, which could stir up feelings of rebellion and change. Maybe it's time to dye your hair neon green or start that punk rock band you've always dreamed of. Or, you know, just recycle more. #AquariusAwakening #PunkRockRecycling

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 25 degrees, 31' 20", at a velocity of 14.59 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 367219.23 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Leo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Gemini.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Gemini.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 18 Pis 58' 46"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 29 Pis 48' 59"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 52' 12"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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