Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Brace Yourselves! A Galactic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Heading Your Way Faster Than Starbuck's Viper!"

The next Cancer will start in 51 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 20 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 56 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 6 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my celestial crustaceans! 🦀 As the cosmic professor of astrological oddities, I bring to you this week's horoscopic hilarity for all our Cancerian comrades. Ah, Mars in Cancer, a delightful celestial dance, reminiscent of that time I discovered Martian fossils while digging in my garden. Fear not, for this energetic red planet will imbue our dear Cancerians with a surge of Martian determination. You shall find yourself conquering new territories, be it in your career or your garden. And who knows? You might just unearth some extraterrestrial relics along the way! 🌱👽 Now, onto our lunar muse, the Waxing Gibbous moon, which is currently 11.4 days old (but who's counting?!). This plump, glowing orb in the sky signals a period of growth and expansion for our Cancerian brethren. As your intuition swells like the moon, remember to trust your gut instincts, especially when deciphering cryptic alien languages or deciding what to binge-watch on Netflix. 🌔📺 So, my dear Cancerians, embrace this cosmic cocktail of Martian gusto and lunar wisdom, and forge ahead with confidence! And if you happen to encounter any intergalactic hitchhikers, do remember to share your newfound knowledge. Until next time, keep your telescopes polished, and don't forget to wear sunscreen whilst gazing at the stars! ☀️🔭 #CancerHoroscope #MarsInCancer #WaxingGibbous #ProfessorQuatermass #MartianGardenParty #CosmicCrustacean #IntergalacticIntuition

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.05.2023 07:32:02 (can-02-05-2023)