Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Your Pincers! Your Stars are Crab-walking Backwards in the Dance of Retrograde!"

The next Cancer will start in 289 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 286 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 285 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Crabby Comrades! Your favorite cosmic comedian here, ready to deliver your predator-inspired, stellar forecast. As the Third Quarter moon hangs out at a ripe age of 21.6 days, it’s in its "I've seen things, man" phase. Not quite old, but enough life experience to tell a story or two. You know, kind of like that Predator who's been around the galaxy and has enough trophies to make even the most seasoned hunter blush. Now, Cancer, you might not be invisible or have thermal vision (unless you’ve got some super cool night-vision goggles I don’t know about), but you do have that intuitive sixth sense. The one that lets you know when danger is near or when there's a pizza delivery at the door. This week, tap into that Predator instinct because the universe is serving up some surprises! Lurking in the shadows is an opportunity too good to pass up. But be warned - just like our beloved Predator, not everything is as it seems. So, use your 'crab-like' instincts to avoid any traps. Remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it - metaphorically speaking, of course! On the bright side, your social life is about to light up like a plasma caster. Expect to be the life of the party, even if the party is just a Zoom call. You might not be ripping out spines, but you’ll definitely be stealing hearts with your charm and wit. And remember, Cancer, you're one ugly... I mean, absolutely gorgeous creature! #CrabbyPredatorVibes #CancerCosmicForecast #AstrologyWithATwistOfSciFi So, let's get out there, grab this week by the mandibles, and show it what a true cosmic warrior looks like. And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's a scream of victory! #PredatorPuns #HuntOrBeHunted

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-06-09-2023)