Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Hold Onto Your Shells! Intergalactic Tidal Waves of Change are Crashing Your Shoreline!"

The next Cancer will start in 251 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 19 days, at Thursday, 02 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 248 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 247 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 327 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, you Cancerian space cowboys! Buckle up 'cause it's time for your horoscope, brought to you straight from the Serenity's engine room. With the new moon being as old as a box of leftover takeout - 29.1 days to be exact - and the next full moon not showing its shiny face until 20:24:27 on October 28th, 2023 (mark your calendars, folks), you're in for a bit of a wild ride. Now, we all know you crabs are as cuddly as a teddy bear one minute and as prickly as a cactus the next... just like my old pal Jayne when he hasn't had his morning protein shake. But don't you worry your little crabby heads, this lunar phase got your back. My advice? Strap on those moon boots and use this time to reflect, like that shiny new moon up there. Go on, dig deep into your shell and embrace your inner introvert. Maybe do some soul-searching, or just search for those missing socks you've been blaming on the mysterious spaceship gnomes. And when that full moon comes around, don't be afraid to come out of your shell and let your moonlight shine. Who knows, you might even charm the pants off a certain ruggedly handsome captain... or, you know, whoever floats your boat. Remember, my Cancerian friends, life in the 'verse is just like fixing the Serenity's engine—it's all about balance, patience, and knowing when to hit something with a wrench. Stay shiny and keep flying, my cosmic crustaceans! #CrabLife #MoonBoots #SerenityAstrology #SpaceCowboyHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.10.2023 07:32:01 (can-14-10-2023)