By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 23 April 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Crabtastic Cosmic Chaos: Cancer's Karmic Kraziness Kicks Into Overdrive, Dreddfully Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks Ahead!"

The next Cancer will start in 60 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 65 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 15 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, cosmic crab-kin! As Mars takes shelter under the shell of Cancer, it's time to buckle up and embrace the interstellar odyssey that awaits you. Much like our buddy Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey, you too shall embark on a journey of self-discovery and *ahem* open the pod bay doors to your emotions. This week, with the Waxing Crescent moon at a youthful 3.2 days old, tap into the HAL 9000 of your intuition and let it guide you. Remember, though, not to let it take over completely - we all know the mess that poor Dave had to deal with. Instead, use your innate crabby superpowers to find balance between your emotions and logic. As Mars settles into Cancer, don't be surprised if you feel a little extra "spaced out." It's just the Martian energy giving you permission to explore new galaxies of thought and creativity. So, dust off your space suit and channel your inner astronaut. In the words of Dave Bowman himself, "My God, it's full of stars!" Dive headfirst into the celestial ocean of opportunity - and maybe, just maybe, you'll find a monolith of success waiting for you. Keep it groovy, my fellow Cancerians! May the cosmic forces be with you on this stellar adventure. #CrabbyOdyssey #CancerInTheStars #MarsMeetsMoon #WaxingCrescentVibes #InterstellarFeels

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.04.2023 07:32:01 (can-23-04-2023)

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