Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Get Even Crab-ier: Retrograde Season is Here and It's as Welcome as a Dalek at a Tea Party!"

The next Cancer will start in 303 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 300 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 299 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Cancer, or should I say, "Astrological Crab of Destiny!" Now with the First Quarter moon being exactly 6.3 days old (I mean, who's counting, right? Oh, wait, that's me), it's time to break out of your shell and show the universe what you're made of. Let's get real, this isn't Chronicles of Riddick, no one's going to drop by in a spaceship and whisk you off to some unknown galaxy (bummer, I know). But, hey, let's take a page out of Riddick's book, metaphorically, of course. Start by embracing the shadows and using them to your advantage. Maybe that means finally addressing that mountain of laundry you've been avoiding (It's starting to form its own ecosystem, isn't it?), or perhaps it’s time to attack that work assignment with a new, stealthy approach. Remember, just like our man Riddick, you've got a knack for survival. Life might throw you curveballs but you're a cosmic crab, dang it! You've got tough pincers and a hard shell. Use that to your advantage. And while we're at it, don't forget to show off that lunar glow, courtesy of our 6.3-day-old cheeseball in the sky. Who knows, maybe it'll help attract some positive energies... or at least frighten away the neighborhood cat that keeps digging up your petunias. So, stay strong, stay stealthy, and keep glowing, my celestial crustaceans! #MoonAged6Point3Days #ChroniclesofCancer #RiddickStyleSurvival #GlowingCosmicCrab

#Cancer

SignToday Is Posting: 23.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-23-08-2023)