Cancer Report

"Neo-Cancer Forecast: Get ready to dodge emotional bullets, Crabby Ones! You're 'The One' This Month!"

The next Cancer will start in 89 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 21 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 86 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 85 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 165 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Ahoy, Cancerians! It's the Full Moon at 13.9 days old, which is just a fancy space way of saying it's almost as round as a pie. And who doesn't love pie? Besides those dieting Capricorns, of course. #FullMoonPie With the moon at its zenith, it's your time to shine, just like my spaceship's control panel after I've given it a good polish. So put on your best leaf-on-the-wind impression and soar! Remember, there's no need to be crabby, you're a crab! #CrabJokes This is a great time for new beginnings. Got a spaceship you want to take for a spin? Now's the time! Thinking of making the jump to lightspeed in your relationship? Go for it! But remember to keep your life support systems in check. We wouldn't want any unexpected spacesuit failures now, would we? #GorramSpaceSuit As the moon waxes full, so does your potential, Cancer! Embrace it, just like that one time I hugged a fearsome Reaver... or not. The point is, this lunar cycle has you feeling like you can take on the 'verse. And why not? You've got the grit of a Browncoat and the heart of a Companion. #BrowncoatCompanion So get out there, meet new people, make new alliances, and remember: it's not the size of your spaceship, but how you fly it. And always, always remember to keep your thrusters clean. #CleanThrusters And never forget: We aim to misbehave! #MisbehaveOn Remember, the 'verse is vast and full of wonders, just like your potential. So grab your space goggles, put on your best space boots, and get ready to explore the final frontier. Or the local grocery store. Whichever you prefer. #SpaceGogglesOn And remember, Cancer, in space, no one can hear you laugh at my jokes. So feel free to chuckle away! Just don't forget to breathe. #LaughInSpace Stay shiny, Cancer! #StayShiny Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... unless you're floating in zero gravity, then just try not to bump your head. #ZeroGravityProblems Over and out, Cancer! #OverAndOutCancer

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-24-03-2024)