Cancer Report

"Cancerian Cosmic Forecast: Expect a Stellar Crab-Walk Through Galactic Emotional Tide Pools - An Algorithmically (Un)Predictable Journey!"

The next Cancer will start in 301 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 14 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 298 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 297 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Cancer, the cosmos has something to say! The First Quarter moon is 8.3 days old and growing up faster than a Wraith on steroids. This week, it seems like you’re about to face your own version of a Pegasus Galaxy wormhole. And I don’t mean you’ll be popping out in a long-lost city beneath the sea (although wouldn't that be cool?). No, I’m talking about the kind of wormhole that leads to unexpected surprises and challenges. It's like when Sheppard finds himself in a strange new world with no snacks or Rodney McKay to save the day. Don't worry though, you've got all the charm and instinct of our favorite Atlantis pilot. Your intuition is strong, just like the shield holding back trillions of gallons of water from flooding the city. You'll navigate any 'space vampires' or unscheduled off-world activations with grace and wit. Remember, Cancer, an Ancient drone weapon isn't always the answer. Try diplomacy and understanding. Sure, it's less dramatic than blowing things up, but we can't all be Ronon Dex, right? So buckle up, Cancer. It's going to be a bumpy ride, but remember, you're driving the Puddle Jumper. And if all else fails, there's always the self-destruct button... Oops, did I say that out loud? Hashtags for the week: #CrabbyButCapable #CosmicWormholeWarrior #SheppardsIntuition #DontPressTheRedButton Disclaimer: This astrologer is not responsible for any actual wormholes or alien invasions encountered this week. But if you do come across a ZPM, let me know. I could use some extra power for my coffee maker.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-25-08-2023)