Gemini Report

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, prepare for a cosmic voyage as Mercury goes retrograde. Hold onto your socks or they might be teleported to another dimension!"

The next Gemini will start in 166 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 18 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 180 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 169 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 227 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 171 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey, Gemini! Buckle up and grab your blasters because it's time for another trip around the cosmic block! With the Third Quarter moon being a full 24 days old, it's older than some of the leftovers in my fridge. And I know, that's as impressive as a Wookiee winning at arm wrestling. I'm not sure what's tougher – the moon's surface or my day-old space muffins! #MoonMuffins #TougherThanWookiee This moon phase may seem as pointless as a Stormtrooper's aim, but don't be fooled, Gemini! It's a time for release, just like letting go of the fact that the Sarlacc Pit probably has better dental hygiene than you. #BrushTwiceADay #SarlaccSmiles I sense an alignment that indicates a potential for great success in your endeavors - or maybe it's just my helmet radar picking up a pizza delivery guy. Either way, make sure to keep your shields up and your eyes peeled. You're about to navigate through a meteor shower of opportunities. #PizzaOrSuccess #StillAPrettyGoodDay Remember, Gemini, you're as adaptable as a Jedi's lightsaber. Even when things get as hairy as Chewbacca's back, you can handle it. So, ignite your inner force, swing that lightsaber, and remember – the galaxy isn’t going to save itself! #LightsaberReady #GeminiForce May the stars be with you, Gemini! And remember, there’s no such thing as too many Death Star jokes. #DeathStarHumor #GalaxyGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-07-12-2023)