Gemini Report

"Twins Unite! Gemini, Your Stars Are About to Pull a Quantum Leap: Time-Traveling to Next Tuesday Not Included!"

The next Gemini will start in 71 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 4 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 85 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 74 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 132 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 76 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Gemini! The moon is as new as a baby's bottom right now, just 1.1 days old. That’s about as fresh as you can get without being a cosmic zygote. With this new moon energy, you're as likely to change your mind as a cat deciding whether or not it wants to be petted. You're feeling adventurous, like that time I tried kale for the first time. Spoiler alert: lettuce still wins. You might find yourself juggling more tasks than a multi-tasking octopus. Remember, Gemini, you've got two hands, not eight tentacles. Unless you happen to be an actual octopus, in which case, carry on. Love-wise, Venus is giving you a cheeky wink. So put on your best smile and work it like a nerd at a Star Trek convention. Maybe even throw in a Vulcan salute for good measure. Financially, Mercury will bring you luck. It’s time to invest in those space-themed socks you’ve been eyeing. You know the ones with the glow-in-the-dark alien abduction scene? Yeah. Those. In conclusion, embrace the duality of your sign, my Gemini friends. One minute you're a social butterfly, the next you're a hermit crab. And that's okay. We love all your sides, even the one that prefers pizza over people. #GeminiVibes #NewMoonMadness #StarTrekSalute #PizzaOverPeople

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 07:22:02 (gem-11-03-2024)