"Gemini, Beware! Your Twin Might Be Plotting Galactic Invasion While You're Busy Deciding Which Socks to Wear!"
The next Gemini will start in 160 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 12 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 174 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 163 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 221 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 165 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello there, my dualistic Gemini friend! Let's talk about your horoscope, the celestial dance of stars and planets, and the curious case of the 0.3 days old New Moon, shall we?
The New Moon, aka the Universe's baby, just like you when you've had too little coffee, is feeling a bit dim and invisible. Don't fret, it's just going through a phase (pun intended). But remember, it's in its 'new' state, so it's all about fresh starts and new beginnings.
This means for you, my Gemini pals, it's time to embrace your inner Schrödinger's cat. Yes, you heard it right! Be both dead tired from adulting and alive with opportunities at the same time. Embrace the uncertainty! After all, it's your party trick to be two places at once, or at least two minds about everything!
I see you eyeing that new hobby, creative project, or potential Netflix binge. Well, the universe says go for it! The stars are giving you a cosmic thumbs up, and the New Moon is silently cheering you on.
And let's not forget, Mars is in retrograde, which is basically the Universe's way of saying, "Chill, bro!" It's time to sit back, relax, and let the cosmos do its thing. Just don't forget to occasionally move, or you might start collecting stardust!
Enjoy the ride, my Gemini buddies, and remember, in the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic!" This month’s magic mantra for you is #TwinPower #NewMoonNewMe #MarsInSweatpants.
Remember, you are the very embodiment of Yin and Yang, and no one can juggle life quite like you do. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Catch you on the next orbit, Gemini! Until then, keep reaching for the stars, but remember to keep your feet on the ground... unless you've invented anti-gravity boots. In that case, do share!
#GeminiVibes #CosmicComedy #NerdAstrology #HippieHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-13-12-2023)