By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 July 2024
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Twin Moons: One Waxing, One Waning, and Both Dropping Space Puns!"

The next Gemini will start in 310 days, at Wednesday, 21 May, 2025

The Moon moves to Gemini in 15 days, at Tuesday, 30 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 315 days, at Monday, 26 May, 2025

Venus moves to Gemini in 355 days, at Saturday, 05 July, 2025

Mars moves to Gemini in 6 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Gemini

Uranus moves to Gemini in 358 days, at Tuesday, 08 July, 2025

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Gemini, oh Gemini! The twins of the zodiac, your dual nature is being highlighted by Jupiter's current residency in your sign - it's like having a house guest who rearranges your furniture and eats all your snacks, but also pays your Netflix subscription. You might be feeling a little "out of sorts" or perhaps... "into two sorts"? Jupiter's influence is a bit like your nerdy cousin who talks non-stop about quantum physics at family dinners. It's expanding your mind, pushing you to explore new ideas, and probably inspiring you to Google stuff like "why do cats have nine lives?" and "how does a microwave really work?" With the First Quarter Moon being 8.6 days old (she's basically a pre-teen now), you're being encouraged to take those first few steps on your new path. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your LEGO Hogwarts Castle. Patience, my dear Gemini. One brick at a time. Be ready for surprises this week. You might find a hidden door, Narnia-style, or realize that your favorite t-shirt isn't missing, it's just been at the bottom of your laundry pile for three weeks. #MagicInTheMundane #GeminiJupiterJumble So, keep your wits about you, embrace your inner nerd, and remember: Life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes, you get the weird orange cream one. But hey, that's life, right? #ForrestGumpWisdom #GeminiVibes

#Gemini

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