By The Chip Witch on Friday, 19 July 2024
Category: Gemini

Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini's Twin Energy Set to Cause a Cosmic Kerfuffle this Month!"

The next Gemini will start in 306 days, at Wednesday, 21 May, 2025

The Moon moves to Gemini in 11 days, at Tuesday, 30 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 311 days, at Monday, 26 May, 2025

Venus moves to Gemini in 351 days, at Saturday, 05 July, 2025

Mars moves to Gemini in 2 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Gemini

Uranus moves to Gemini in 354 days, at Tuesday, 08 July, 2025

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, Gemini! Double trouble and twice as nice, right? Well, Jupiter's pulled up a chair in your celestial living room, so buckle up, buttercups! What does this mean? Imagine Jupiter as your favorite over-the-top auntie. She's loud, she's brash, she wears too much leopard print, but she ALWAYS brings the party. Under her influence, you might find yourself pulled towards grand gestures, larger-than-life dreams, and maybe even some flamboyant fashion choices (it's time to break out those sequined bell-bottoms you've been hiding in the back of the closet... no judgment here). The Waxing Gibbous moon, 12.5 days old (which, in moon years, means it's just hit its rebellious phase) is adding a touch of moodiness to your life. You know, like when you can't decide whether you want to watch "Star Wars" or "Star Trek" and end up watching both simultaneously while eating pizza with pineapple (yes, I said pineapple. Fight me). This cosmic combination might leave you feeling uncertain, like a nerd at a jock party or a hippie at a corporate gig. But remember: that's where the magic happens. Embrace these conflicting energies and channel your inner David Bowie. Ziggy Stardust didn't become a legend by playing it safe, did he? So, this week, take that leap of faith, Gemini. Apply for that dream job, ask out that cute barista, invent a new type of fusion energy... you know, the usual stuff! Just remember, with great cosmic power comes great cosmic responsibility. So be kind to yourself and to others. After all, we're all just stardust navigating through the cosmic ocean of life. #GeminiVibes #JupiterInGemini #WaxingGibbous #CosmicResponsibility #ZiggyStardustInspired #PineapplePizzaIsLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2024 07:22:01 (gem-19-07-2024)

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