"Gemini, Prepare for a Double Dose of Cosmic Chaos: Your Twin Stars Are Going Supernova...In Retrograde!"
The next Gemini will start in 84 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 17 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Gemini in 98 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 87 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Mars moves to Gemini in 145 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 89 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Gemini! Now, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that with the Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe old age of 17.2 days, you're in for a wild ride. And the bad news? Well, it's not so much 'bad' as it is 'potentially confusing.' But hey, you're a Gemini. You invented confusion, right?
Just like Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey, you might feel like you're on a journey to Jupiter with a sentient computer trying to take control. But remember, just like our friend Dave, you've got the smarts and the grit to handle whatever the cosmos throws your way.
This week, expect communication to be a bit...let's say, "HAL-like." Cryptic, roundabout, and possibly with a side of existential dread. But fear not, my celestial twin! You've got the gift of gab and a quick wit. If anyone can decode the cosmic cryptograms, it's you.
So go forth, intrepid Gemini. Embrace the Waning Gibbous and its wisdom. Trust your instincts, exercise patience, and remember - if all else fails, there's always the option to pull the plug.
Oh, and one more thing: If a giant black monolith appears in your living room, I'd advise against touching it. Just saying.
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