"Twins, Unite! Mercury's Retrograde Becomes a Cosmic Game of Ping Pong!"
The next Gemini will start in 326 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024
The Moon moves to Gemini in 14 days, at Friday, 14 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Gemini in 340 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024
Venus moves to Gemini in 329 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024
Jupiter moves to Gemini in 331 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Beep-beep-boop, Gemini! R2-D2 here, rolling out your cosmic forecast from a galaxy far, far away.
Your ruling planet, Mercury, is doing the interstellar cha-cha with Venus in the sector of communication. Expect to find yourself speaking in a mix of fluent binary and Wookiee. Don’t worry! You won't need a protocol droid for translation. Your twin nature allows you to speak both human and Star Wars. #BilingualInGalaxySpeak
The Waxing Gibbous moon currently at 11.3 days old is turning on its tractor beam and pulling you towards creativity and innovation. It's like being targeted by the Death Star, but less explode-y and more inspire-y. New ideas will light up your mind like a lightsaber in a dark room. But remember, with great power comes... oh wait, wrong universe. #JediMindTricks
Now, remember, Gemini, while your love life might feel as complicated as navigating an asteroid field, it's all about perspective. If Han Solo can do it at light speed, surely you can manage your earthly affairs without upsetting the Wookiee. #LoveIsInTheAirlock
As you roll into this lunar phase, just remember, Gemini: Life does not come with an instruction manual. Sometimes you have to fix the hyperdrive on your own, or at least pretend to while you're actually communicating with Rebel forces.
May the Force be with you, Gemini. And remember, if things get tough, there's always the option to go into hiding on Dagobah. Just avoid any dark side caves. #StarWarsHoroscope #GeminiWaxingGibbous
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 07:22:01 (gem-30-06-2023)