Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Irresistible Charm This Month!"

The next Libra will start in 320 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 2 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Libra in 324 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra tomorrow, at Thursday, 09 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, my lovely Libras! You harmonious scale-balancers, you. Now, don't start panicking when I tell you this, but the Waning Crescent moon is 24.8 days old. (In human years, that's like...really, really old.) Now, being the Riddick-inspired astrologer that I am, I should probably point out that that's a bit like being at the end of a very long, dark tunnel with a tiny pinprick of light far in the distance. And you know what we say about light at the end of the tunnel, right? It's usually an oncoming train. Or a Necromonger. But I digress. But fear not, scales of justice! This isn't a time to fret about impending doom or potential planetary invasion. No, no. It's a time to channel your inner Riddick-like survival instincts and shine brighter than any old moon. This month, you're going to find yourself in situations where you’ll have to rely on nothing but your wits and charm to get you out of tight spots. Maybe it’s time to take some lessons from Riddick, the universe’s most notorious anti-hero. Be resourceful, be cunning, but remember to stay true to your Libran nature and keep things balanced. So, to sum up, your mantra this lunar cycle should be: "I am Groot." Wait...wrong universe. Let's try, "I don't know how many souls I have, but I know they're all about finding balance." Embrace the darkness of the Waning Crescent moon, dear Libras. Just remember to pack some night vision goggles. You never know when you'll need 'em. #LibraRiddickStyle #SurvivalOfTheWittiest #BalancingAct #AstroNerd And remember folks, in space no one can hear you laugh at my jokes. Keep looking up and keep those scales balanced!

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