Libra Report

"Libra, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, No Safety Bar Included!"

The next Libra will start in 217 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 8 days, at Tuesday, 27 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 221 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 193 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, listen up Libra, you space-faring balance-meister! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a sprightly 10 days old, it's time to crack open the cosmic can of beans and take a good sniff at what the universe has in store for you. This week's horoscope is brought to you by the letter 'L'. L for Love, and L for... Laundry. Yes, that's right, Libra. The stars are aligning and they're telling me your love life might need a bit of a rinse cycle. Maybe it's high time to sort out those 'delicates' and 'sturdy cottons'. #LoveLaundry On the work front, Mars is doing a samba with Venus which suggests an interesting encounter with a coworker. Remember, no matter how intelligent they might seem, they probably wouldn't know a Quantum Spanner if it hit them in the asteroid belt. Be patient, Libra, not everyone is as cerebrally endowed as you. #CoworkersFromMars The Waxing Gibbous is also a sign to wax poetic about your dreams. It's never too late to become the intergalactic poet you've always wanted to be. Or perhaps a space botanist? A zero gravity Zumba instructor? The universe is your space-oyster, Libra. And remember, if anyone laughs at your dreams, just tell them you're following the advice of some nerdy astrologer. That'll shut 'em up. #DreamBigLibra As we wrap this up, remember to stay balanced like the cosmic scale you are. And don't forget to keep your sense of humor. The universe might be a vast, chaotic mess but hey, so is your bedroom, and you're doing just fine. #StayBalanced Until next time, Libra. Keep your boosters burning and your star chart handy. And remember, as we say in the astro biz, "it's all in the stars, unless it's in your socks." #Astrogiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.02.2024 08:02:01 (lib-19-02-2024)