"Librans, Brace Yourselves! Alien Abduction Risks at an All-Time Low, but Chance of Finding Lost Socks Skyrockets!"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Librans, Brace Yourselves! Alien Abduction Risks at an All-Time Low, but Chance of Finding Lost Socks Skyrockets!"
"Libra, Prepare for Judgement Day: Balancing the Scales of Your Life May Include Time Travel and Robots!"
"Libra, prepare to tip the scales! Stellar drama on the horizon as Jupiter files a cosmic restraining order!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales – Cosmic Juggling Act Imminent! Uranus Plans Surprise Visit, Pluto Feels Left Out!"
"Mercury Escapes Virgo's Perfectionist Grip, Slips into Libra's Balanced Loafers: Hold on to Your Telescopes!"