Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra's Star Trek: Harmonious Scales Meets Klingon Chaos - Will Balance Prevail or Will We Need a Vulcan Mind Meld?"
"Libras Brace for a Perfectly Imbalanced Week of Cosmic Chaos, Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of the Universe, But Hey, Enjoy Your Latte"
"Libra, prepare to tip the scales of hilarity: Your cosmic forecast predicts an influx of intergalactic giggles and astrological antics!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Cosmic Scales of Hilarity and Awkwardness: Doctor Who Called, He Wants His Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff Back!"