By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 02 May 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

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The next Pisces will start in 293 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Saturday, 13 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 297 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 315 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 326 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Piscean space cadets! 🚀 I, Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey, have intercepted a cosmic transmission just for you fishy folks. With Saturn and Neptune floating around in your galactic pool, things are about to get far-out, man. So, buckle up and hold on to your fins! Saturn, the groovy taskmaster of the solar system, is doing the moonwalk through Pisces. It's time to make like a jellyfish and go with the flow, man. But remember, even jellyfish have to make tough decisions, like choosing between the coral reef or the ocean floor. ☮️🌊 Neptune, your ruling planet, is also swimming in your sign, making your dreams as vivid as a kaleidoscope. Don't be surprised if you find yourself dreaming of riding a cosmic dolphin through the rings of Saturn, dude. Just remember to wear a helmet - safety first! 🐬🪐 The Waxing Gibbous moon, being 11.4 days old, is sending you some groovy lunar vibes. It's like the universe is playing "Here Comes the Sun" on a cosmic guitar, and you can't help but dance. Let your creativity flow like lava from a psychedelic volcano, and don't forget to share your far-out ideas with others. 🌔🌋 So, dear Pisces, embrace your inner astronaut and explore the vast unknown of your own imagination. Remember, life is one big cosmic trip, so don't forget to pack a sense of humor and a pocketful of curiosity. Peace, love, and interstellar harmony, my Piscean dudes and dudettes! Until next time, Astro-Nerds! ✌️❤️🔭 #Pisces #AstroNerd #CosmicDolphinRides #KaleidoscopeDreams #GroovySaturnMoves #WaxingGibbousVibes #InterstellarHarmony

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.05.2023 08:52:01 (pis-02-05-2023)

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