"ALERT, ALERT! Pisces, Prepare to be 'Exterminated' By Overwhelming Good Vibes; Cosmic Waves of Love and Peace Incoming!"
The next Pisces will start in 138 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 142 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 160 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 171 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Good day, my fine piscine friends! You've got Saturn and Neptune both doing the retrograde rumba in your sign, which is a bit like hosting a party where the guests decide to walk backwards, tripping over your furniture and generally causing a delightful celestial chaos.
Saturn is the stern taskmaster of the solar system, a bit like your high school science teacher who never quite understood why you thought 'combining all the chemicals' was a valid experiment. Now it's going backwards, so expect lessons you thought you'd learned to resurface in weird ways. Lost your keys? You'll probably find them in the fridge. Forgotten the capital of Mongolia? It'll pop up in your crossword. #SaturnRetrograde #LifeIsStrange
Neptune, on the other hand, is your ruling planet and represents dreams, intuition and imagination. With it also in retrograde, prepare for some wacky dream sequences worthy of a sci-fi marathon. You might find yourself riding a unicorn on Mars or inventing a new form of cheese. Embrace it, Pisces. This is your brain’s way of processing all that life throws at you. #NeptuneRetrograde #DreamBig
The Waning Gibbous moon, currently a sassy 20.1 days old, is keeping an eye on everything from above. This phase is all about reflection, gratitude, and letting go. So, if you’ve been hanging onto grudges or old socks with holes in them, now’s the time to let them fly to the wind. #WaningGibbousWisdom
Remember, Pisces, the universe is a vast, complex place filled with cosmic phenomena that we're only just beginning to understand. But for now, just try not to trip over the furniture. #PiscesParty #CelestialChaos
And remember, this is all in good fun. The stars may give us a roadmap, but you're the one driving the spaceship. #CosmicComedy
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 04.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-04-10-2023)