By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 05 April 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Get Ready, Pisces: Your Future's So Bright, Even Terminators Need Shades!"

The next Pisces will start in 320 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 325 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 342 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 353 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my Pisces friends! As the ancient Stargate of Atlantis opens, you find yourself swimming in a cosmic ocean, wondering how to make sense of your interstellar destiny. Fear not, for I, your nerdy astrologer, am here to guide you through the space-time continuum of the cosmos! 🌌 Hold on to your fishy fins, because we've got a cosmic doozy for ya: Saturn, the granddaddy of discipline, is currently in Pisces! Now, I know that might sound like having a strict headmaster living in your guest room, but it's actually a good thing. You see, Saturn is here to teach you some essential life lessons and bring structure to your ethereal dreams - think of it as a cosmic reality check. Embrace the lessons, and you'll emerge wiser and more grounded than ever. #SaturninPisces #DisciplineFishies But wait, there's more! Neptune, the planet of dreams and illusions, is also joining the Pisces party. Can you say #DoubleTrouble, or should I say, #DoubleFish? This cosmic combo can lead to some major mystical experiences and out-of-this-world inspiration. Just remember to keep one fin grounded in reality so you don't get lost in the cosmic currents. 🐟 Finally, our lovely lunar companion, the Moon, is currently 13.9 days old, which means it's time to bask in the fullness of your emotional tides. Remember how Dr. Weir was always in touch with her emotions? Channel your inner Dr. Weir and let your feelings flow like the waves of the ocean. Just don't let them flood the city of Atlantis, okay? 😉 So swim on, my Pisces pals, and remember: the universe may be vast and mysterious, but you're never alone in this infinite cosmic ocean. Just keep swimming, and you'll find your celestial destiny. 🌠 #PiscesHoroscope #AtlantisAstrology #SwimOnFishies

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