"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Pisces! Neptune's Gone All 'Dad Joke' On Your Star Chart This Month!"
The next Pisces will start in 137 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 19 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 141 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 159 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 170 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Good morning, Pisces! Or is it already afternoon in your world? Time is such a relative concept, isn't it?
Now, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Saturn's taking a break. Yes, the taskmaster of the solar system is currently retrograde in your sign. So, for now, you can slack off on any responsibilities you were avoiding. Like cleaning your room, or inventing a time machine. No biggie.
The bad news? Neptune's also in retrograde in your sign, which means your usual intuitive powers might be on the fritz. Don't worry, though! It's not like you're about to mistake a zucchini for your phone or anything... Well, actually no promises there. Carry a spare vegetable just in case.
But hey, look on the bright side! With the moon 21 days old in its third quarter, you'll have plenty of dim light to stumble around in. If you were planning on becoming a werewolf, now would be a good time to reconsider. Less moonlight means fewer accidental transformations, right?
In short, Pisces, brace yourself for a wild ride as your ruling planet Neptune gives you a reality check, while father time (Saturn) gives you a much-needed break. But hey, it's all part of the cosmic dance. Just remember to tie your shoelaces before you tango with the universe. You wouldn't want to trip on reality.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-10-2023)